My life as a diva by Biscuit Marie

Hope Haven

March 19th 2005 11:06 am
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My mommy is SAD. She saided that in the news the rescue that I came from gotted shutted down. She just doesn't know what happened cuz she saided that adopting me was a good X-pyr-ince. She was worried because my older brudder (I never metted him) lived there. She took some food to the shelter the doggies are at, and didn't see my brudder. But she said that she talked to some people and the guy that runs the shelter had his heart in the right place, but someding went horribly wrong. Dat is so sad...

 

My sweetie pie (gush, gush)

March 13th 2005 9:03 pm
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Oh, my sweet, loving, spot-lific boyfriend wrote me the bestest poem. Oh, diary, I am all a twitter!!! Look at what he wrote about ME:

Biscuit you are a lovely girl,
I think you are smart and cute and
Sweet. You wear cool
Clothes and I like your ears...
Understand I think you're really neat.
I miss you when we go too long between our
Talks on dogaddicts.
Maybe I can come see you in You-Taw
And we can play in the mud, and have some kicks.
Really I know I'm not the best at saying the right thing, But
I luv you and miss you and wish you all the best in
Every single little thing.

Isn't he the bestest boy a girl could EVER have! Oh, I am so so so lucky. This is SO dreamy!

 

Cats are WEIRD

January 17th 2005 10:42 am
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You know what the cat did this morning? My tail was hanging off the bed (where I was lovin on Mommy) and he came and played with it. I couldn't BELIEVE it, the cat wanted to play with me???!!!! So, I started to play with him and he got all sorts of crazy mad at me! I don't get it, he started it!!! Why are cats so WEIRD????

 

My holidays

January 2nd 2005 2:02 pm
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Dear Diary,

Oh, my...I sincerely aplogize for not keeping up with my diary...I have been bad, bad, bad. But it feels so good, good, good!!!!

I have had a wonderful December!!!! The 4th was my birthday. I got lots of good presents. The best were an I-Cube and a dinosaur with balls inside. Love that thing! My mom got me a birthday pizza from the dog bakery too. That was yummy. I even shared a bit with the cat, even though he was being a party pooper.

I went to a canine winter festival. That was fun. Guess who was there???? Santy Paws!!!! Well, I told Santy Paws all about how I have been good and how I should get lots of presents!

...and I did, I DID!!! Santy Paws gave me LOTS of good stuff! The only toy I don't like is this big ball that makes noise. I can't pick it up with my mouth, seriously, it does nothing for me. Mom says we are going to donate it to a pet rescue, I hope there is a dog somewhere that will like that thing, cuz it just upsets me!

Oh, and for Christmas I got to see my buddy Spencer the basset. And guess what??? Spencer got a new brother. His new brother is named Dusty and is a Chocolate Lab. He came from the Human Society. He plays bitey face really well and I like him a lot!!!

The only bad part of the holidays was that my human sis was gone with her grandma the whole time. I was lonely for her and moped on her bed a lot. But, I got to go pick her up with mom yesterday! Yay!!!! I am going to go see if she wants to play now...later!

Barks and Bubbles,
Biscuit

 

Thanksgiving weekend

December 4th 2004 11:04 am
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I haven't written about my Thanksgiving weekend yet.

I had SO much fun! Mommy, Daddy, sis and I went to CO to stay with friends. Not just human friends, but 3 other dogs! I had so much fun. I loved to play play play! I will admit I was a bit sad when we got home and all I had was the cat. He doesn't play play play.

We went snow shoeing when we were there. That was AWESOME!!!! I couldn't go off the trails much, though, cuz the snow was taller than me!

Oh, Mommy says today is my BIRTHDAY!!!!! She says in about an hour we are gonna have a party!!! I am so excited!!! Will there be cake?

 

Rain, rain, go away!

October 27th 2004 7:22 pm
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It has rained so much in the last two weeks! Rain, please, please go away, little Biscuit wants to go out and play!

 

Doggy in the Middle

October 3rd 2004 8:13 pm
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I have a new favorite place to sleep. Right smack dab in the middle of Mom and Dad! It is the coziest. I like to spoon with Mom while we wait for Daddy to come to bed (he is kind of a late night guy), then I nuzzle him and snuggle. Daddy did say to Mommy that he feels like the dog is coming between them. What does that mean? I was there first!!!!

 

TGIF

September 24th 2004 8:30 pm
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Today Mom and I went to the dog park and then to the pet store. I had so much fun! It was a girls' night out! The only thing I didn't like is when Mom made me try on Halloween costumes. GRRRRR!!! My sister wants to be a vampire, so that means she wants me to be her bat. Ugh, I suppose, only cuz my sis is so cute. But mom did get me this really awesome suede jacket. I don't mind it, because it doesn't have to go over my head. I have thin fur, so Mom doesn't want me to get cold.

The only bummer part of the day was when I was put in time out. I was trying to sneak food out of the garbage. Geez, it wasn't like they were gonna eat it!

Anyway, I gotta go play with my new toys I got today. TTFN!

 

Just another day in the hood, the hoodie that is!

September 16th 2004 9:23 pm
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Oh my gosh, ya'll! Is your mom overprotective? The night before last my mom took me out for a jog and she said it was chilly. She made me wear a sweatshirt! Now don't get me wrong, I look great in anything, but come on, it is like still summer! Cheez!

Today she took me to the dog park, and I made a new pal. There were some cute boys there, too! I saw them looking at me! I got a man, his name is Eddie. He drools over me cuz I am so cute. Muwah to him!

Night diary.

 

Just another Monday?

September 13th 2004 9:38 pm
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Hmmm...well today was Monday. I don't like Mondays too much, because that means Mom, Dad, and sis all leave to go to work and school. I have to go in my kennel. Sometimes the cat teases me about that, because he gets to go wherever he wants in the house. But, see, after getting so much attention all weekend, I need the private time in my kennel for beauty rest. It isn't easy being as beautiful as me.

Later, I hung out alone with Dad for a while. I love my dad. He loves me too. He calls me Biscy wisky. Dad tried to make dinner while Mom was gone. Boy, he really should leave the cooking to Mom. Not only does she burn less things, but she seems to drop more scraps. Tee hee, I love when Mom cooks.

After my humans had their dinner, my mom and sis took me for a hike in the canyon. Man oh man, I thought I had eaten a bunch of sugar! I had zoomies the whole time! It was great!

I am ready for bed, now. Mom is letting me rest on her pillow. I already put my sis to bed. Goodnight, more later.

 
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