May 21st 2011 5:26 pm
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1. Rise at 5:30 a.m. & wet-nose the master.

2. Go out & pee on the world.

3. Make poopy.

4. Sniff poopy.

5. Seriously think about eating poopy.

6. Eat funny looking bug instead.

7. Throw up bug parts on living room rug.

8. Drink out of magic well (toilet).

9. Sleep for 17 hours. Start all over again.