March 7th 2008 1:25 pm
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They call me the Capybara...actually they call all three of us giant rodents. The nerve, it upsets me and I try to tell them this...loudly. They don't listen, I guess they think the Capybara is *cute*. I'm offended. I'm the boss here and they compare me to a giant rodent - I am not a rodent, I eat rodents, shake 'em up, roll on 'em!
This Capy of which they speak looks pretty tasty to me...like a big hairy ham! Yeah, that's right, I'm a savage and don't forget it.
On the other hand, I need lots of love...I have to balance out the barbaric side of me. So give me lots of love...give each other lots of love too - that makes me just as happy (I won't yell about that, you'll know by my vivaciously wagging tail)! I'm a peace loving dog...maybe I should have been born in the 60's? Free love, pups!
Wait, did someone drop some food? Enough with the free love, time for a face off!
We all have our limits...
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