December 5th 2008 6:28 am
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Today I told Mommy I did not want to wear my coat or my fido fleece outside to chase cats. She tried to put my blue coat on me and I dodged and ducked until she said,
"It's cold out Tommy." I don't care. I look ridiculous in clothes! The cats laugh at me, especially Cupcake who would never wear a coat or a feline fleece. It is terribly humiliating to be laughed at by a cat.
This morning there were at least 15 turkeys in the orchard. I know I should have chased them, but they are big and pointy and I'm not sure what they do. I kicked and barked a few times and they moved away. Mommy feeds them, so I guess they must be important. I take that back, Mommy would feed any critter, important or not. I think that is why we have so many critters in our yard. It's no my fault for not chasing them, it's Mommy's fault for attracting them here.
Don't let Mommy know, but I was chilly dog outside and so I came in. Now I will snuggle into a ball under the covers in the bed to get warm and snooze.
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