March 26th 2008 5:20 am
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Someone broke the "Invisible Fence"!!!! On Sunday, we were all outside and I was sniffing for critters when I found myself behind the shed. I stood really still for a while and there was no heinous "beeping" sound. I sneaked forward and there was no "zap." I kept going, and when no one was looking, I dashed into the woods! Free!

Of course, Mommy knew I was out of the yard and she found me. I went "out" again on Monday and I was behind the house with no people (or dogs) in the way back of the orchard when Mommy called me for doggy dinner. But, when I came around the people-less house, I saw him. A stranger in our yard! He was tall and wearing a vest and a hat. The hat said, "Invisible Fence." Oh, I was so mad. I knew why he was there. I barked at him, but Mommy picked me up and brought me inside.

We had doggy dinner, but I didn't forget who was lurking in my yard. When Mommy opened the door again, I dashed out and I bit that fence-fixer on the shin!

Ooops. I'm in trouble now.