Running Away From Home

The Dog's Stomach of Steel

September 5th 2007 8:42 am
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Diggy has a stomach ache today. Mommy told him yesterday to expect it. He ate a lot of strange things, some things that Mommy didn't even see him eat. Here is a list of what Diggy said he ate: 2 scrambled eggs; 1/2 milkbone; grass; 1 bee; 1 milkbone; dog food; berries that came from the black tree; 1-Paul Newman treat; crumbs from the car floor; 2 stale dougnuts; 1/4 baguette; olive oil and garlic sauce; bits of a crustacean plus part of the shell; heel of a boot; tire; 1 hippie.

No wonder he is writhing around today trying to find the coolest spot on floor to put his belly. I know I shouldn't make fun of Diggy because it was not so long ago that I ate some inedible tidbits and fell ill. However, I can't help but chuckle. You should have seen him on the dinner table slurping up the olive oil while Mommy and Daddy were doing the dishes! And when he thieved the baguette he almost got away with the whole thing! I would been more quiet about it. I told him later that the key to food stealing is absolute silence. Sneak up, grab the target without a peep, and dash to a safe zone for consuming.

Well, summer vacation has concluded and Mommy is back to work. She will be gone long days now and Diggy and I will have to stay inside the house even though we have an invisible fence.

 
 

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