I Can't Believe She Did This!

this is a cautionary tale for everyone on how being a big baby can really ruin your day............

so i've got some bad allergies going on right now as well as an ear infection and I see mom walking towards me with something in her hand of course I just know she's gonna clean my ears or spray that stuff on my belly so I went jetting out the doggie door toot sweet (outsmarted her, I did) ......

mom feigned confusion as why I would run from her and grabbed our leashes to take Dickens & I for a walk ...... well, let me tell you, she's pulled this stunt before and there is no way I was gonna fall for it again ...(come running back in all happy and doofy ready for a walk only to be scooped up and tortured with ear cleanings)....... so try as she might, I would not allow mom to coax me back into the house by jingling the leash and saying 'let's go for a walk TJ' .......... i'm just too smart for that ....... so i turn around to do a little 'lawn watering' and ya' know what that horrible woman does? she leaves out the front door to take Dickens for a walk! Just Dickens! Not Me! She really left without me! Left me home all alone!! What the?!?!?

So let this be a lesson everyone ~ yes, our peeps can be wily and tricky at times trying to coax us into doing things we might not want to do, but then again, they may just be trying to take us for a walk

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