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Dog Of The Day!

August 14th 2011 9:55 am
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Thank you Dogster, and evfurryone who condogulated me on Dog Of The Day! What an honor! I am humbled! Me blushing. So nice to hear from old friends and new! We love you all, though mama doesn't get on this puter that much anymore, we do love you all! Hugs and kisses, Muff

 

Oh, and this too

May 17th 2009 2:47 pm
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Me forgotted to say, after I growl and kiss, Me feel bad about snarling and showing my teef to Mama, that I growl slightly and go after her hand in a submissive licking frenzy, saying me sorry for snarling at you! Me don't mean no harm, weally.

 

Not funny to me.

May 15th 2009 8:04 pm
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Just wanted to tell somethin my mom thinks is funny; but I do NOT.
As you may know, me da boss of da whole world, and like to snarl and growl and show my teef when mom does somethin I don't like. (Me don't bites her no more.)
If she picks me up from the sofa to take me to bed at night. (She can't sleep wiffout moi.) Well, I snarl and growl wiff teefses showing, and she says, "oh come on, give mama a kiss", and I give kisses in between snarls. Snarl lick, snarl lick, growl lick.
I see nothing funny in dat.

 

Agggghhh!

May 11th 2009 10:14 am
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OMD! I just did summthin BAD! Mom was holding me, and Zelda, my catsis, was trying to eat the Mothers Day roses in the vase, and me jumped up out of the neck of Mom's sweater to bark at Zelda, and Mom was starting to yell at Zelda, and had her mouth open, yellin, and me stepped right in her mouth! Agghh she said! My foot stepped right on her tongue! She says it tasted like dirt! Ewwwww, she said! She has to go brush her teeth now! It was all Zelda's fault!

 

From my friend Portia

February 16th 2009 7:50 pm
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My friend Portia agreed that I might share her beauty tips:

As a dog of considerable pulchritude, I thought it would be appropriate for me to share my beauty tips with others.

1. Get enough sleep

I cannot stress enough how vitally important it is to take sufficient naps. You should aim to sleep for about 20 hours a day. Although young pups can probably skimp two or three hours, this is not something I personally recommend. Try and find a place where you particularly enjoy a snooze then make a napping programme and stick to it. If you find it difficult to sustain the required discipline then team up with a doggy pal so that you can encourage each other to get more sleep.

2. Eat well

Gourmet delicacies are essential in providing the nutrients needed for maximum beauty. Do not permit your humans to substitute inferior victuals; you need to make your gastronomic requirements clear. I find that suitably disdainful expressions, possibly accompanied by discreetly timed and located bladder and bowel movements are effective ways of communicating with humans.

3. Take moderate exercise - in good weather

A gentle stroll in a dry environment is excellent for the physique and muscle tone. However, rain, wind and snow wreak havoc upon the complexion. When inclement weather strikes and your humans attempt a walk, do your business early on (see above on the powers of the bladder and bowel in communicating with humans) and then refuse to go further.

4. Visit the groomer regularly

This, I know, is a trial. Unfortunately, certain problem areas can only be adequately addressed by professionals. Nothing detracts from your retreating appearance more than a stray piece of faeces and yellow stains in the botty area are a tell-tale sign of inattention to the details of your beauty routine. Please note that while these are more noticeable in canines who are paler furred in the botty area, darker ladies need to be equally vigilant, owing to the accompanying unpleasant odours.

5. Accept yourself the way you are

We canines are all beautiful!

 

Tag I'm it!

November 4th 2008 3:07 pm
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I have just been tagged by da handsome Prince!!!

Here's what to do. tell 7 things about yourself (only 7 ) Than tag 7 of your friends by pawmail & tell them to go to your diary to find out what to do.

7 THINGS ABOUT ME

1) I can sit up real prettily.
2) I can say ra ruv roo!
3) I love all my dogster friends!
4) I hate anyone touching my nails or ears.
5) I don’t bite my Mom anymore! I just growl!
6) I love having my hair combed.
7) I love paying it forward!

The 7 friends I am tagging are:

1. Charlie
2. Birdie
3. Porche
4. Tawni
5. Sasha
6. Sassy
7. Beatrix

 

Exciting day!

October 1st 2008 4:31 pm
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Wow, we had an experience today! We were coming home on a country road, when a black Scottie doggie came zigzagging across the road and back. A blak car ran into the ditch on the other side of the road, and drove back out again. A truck in front of her stopped to avoid hitting the dog. My Mom was coming towards them, and she jumped out and crossed the road towards the poor doggie who was running now towards her. A truck behind mom stopped and waited. (Me was in my dog case on the seat.) She knelt down and called here puppy puppy, and he ran to her. The lady from the black car came running saying oh thank you thank you thank you! He was her pup, and she thanked mom some more and took him back to her car! She said he was a puppy and had gotton out of the house.
Whew, that a good outcome.
THEN, I mean, rather just before that, we had stopped by a fence and mom petted three weally big horses, Belgian work horses. Me was ascared, me tell ya! Mom seemed not to be ascared and said they were vewy pwetty, golden with blonde mane and tails.
That was my exciting day!

 

Duvet cover mystery!

August 30th 2008 9:11 am
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Me has to tell you 'bout an adventure me had dis morning..Momma was laying in bed and me somehow got inside of the duvet cover on her down comforter and was going all over the bed trying to find the way out! She had to put her arm inside and find me and show me the way out!

 

Canada Geese!

August 28th 2008 10:47 am
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We are still hurting for our darling Dancer, the pain is still in our hearts. But this happened today and Mom is amused about it for some reason..
Yesterday me and mama went outside walking and saw a flock of Canada geese resting in the wheatfield. She carried me and we walked closer to them. They all looked at us, and then started squawking and flew off, came back and flew close over our heads.
Today when we were outside walking, Mom said "remember yesterday when we saw those geese?" I had been enjoying the pleasand walk, but she had to go and ruin it, I turned and looked frightened and ran straight for the back door, pulling my Mama along!
Me can't forget those evil geese, they was huge!

 

Bird poop troubles!

August 16th 2008 6:06 pm
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My Mama's came under heavy attack by a big flock of birds yesterday, leaving about two hundred sploches of horribe mess all over it!
Mama held me and walked around the car complaining about the bad birds and all the bird poop.
When we went inside, me ran and hid under the living room chair and stayed a weally wong time because me was afwaid that she was scolding me about the poop! She pulled me out and pampered me and told me it was all right, but me hid some more looking sad. Now we went to da car wash.

 
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