My Mom is So Uncool

So I'm cool, my dad is cool and my brother Phoenix is cool. But mom is so uncool. Today I thought it would be cool to have dinner a little early like at 4, she waited until 5 o'clock to feed us--So uncool! From my experience, I've found cheese to be really good for me. I'm convinced it's good for my eyes, teeth and my breath. All around a cool food. Whenever I ask my mom to open the cheese bin for a piece of a string cheese, she says, no way...So uncool.