June 5th 2010 7:32 am
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GILBERT SAID...
Not to point the paw at anyone, but, all three of the squirrels in our toy tree stump have been injured or eviscerated over the past few months.

BUSTER SAID...
Hey, batting found in my backyard poo does not make me guilty or a squirrel killer. I ingest a wide array of things throughout the day. I'm just saying...

GILBERT SAID...
Rumor has it mom found replacement squirrels online this morning at Care-A-Lot Pets. I'm sure they are all for me as I'm the Good Boy.

BUSTER SAID...
Good Boy, Schmood Boy. It's more fun being the naughty boy. Did you hear the one about the dog who went into the bar...

A guy walks into a bar with a dog. He claims the dog can talk. "Give me a beer and I'll show you." The bartender slides a beer to him and the man asks the dog, "Fido, what is that above our heads?" The dog says, "Roof!" The irritated bartender says, "That's not talking, he sounds like any other dog." The man says, "OK, how about this - Fido, who was the best baseball player of all time?" The dog says, "Ruth!" The bartender throws the man and the dog out of the bar. Fido says to the man, "Ya think I shouldda said DiMaggio?"