Things that make me go, "hmmmm..."
November 24th 2005 6:53 pm
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So, I jumped in my safe place. I think it's called a car. and there was a shit ton of stuff everywhere. Sometimes Heather forgets I like to sprawl out.So I had like about one foot for my little butt to fit. There were things all around me; I could smell food!, and there were these long stick like things above my head and my red life jacket. we drove for longtime until I could finally stretch my legs out by the edge of a great river. it tasted muddy, and water fell from the sky. I blinked a lot. Heather's dad greeted me by the river, and he said I looked pretty smart in my jacket. I showed him how fast I can get going on my feet. It is unfortunate heather and her dad only have two feet. I love having four. They built a big fire and gave me some chicken. We camped on bunny island the first nite. It was wicked sweet. I was off on my own for quite a while until I heard, "VILSON, VILSON!" so I ran into the tent for a naparoo, but I DIDN'T REALLY SLEEP.I just listened and stared at heather's dad, who made this whistling noise out of his nose. In the mornin' I watched Heather and her pops blow up the raft, and I got real nervous cause I don't dig not being on land. We pushed off into the middle of the river, and my heart starting pounding so I sat on heather's dad and I teetered on the edge of the slippery boat. I saw the land getting further and further away and I couldn't help but howl out. then I looked at heather, who looked at me sideways and said, "You're fine bugga-boo." and I really get irritated when she calls me this cause I'm like, really tough, you know.
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