The Tale of Lizzie

Bah Humbug

Christmas, big deal. Mom was in a pet exchange with some other furparents so we did get some cool things but if Christmas means I have to go expose myself in this nasty, cold snowy weather to go potty I think I'll pass. Doesn't anyone realize I'm the queen and queen's don't go outside in the freezing cold for anything? I should be provided a nice indoor potty area where its warm, thats what I think anyway. No one around here seems to think so unfortunately so I'm stuck going outside.
Cold aside things have been great in the new place, I have my own couch that I occasionally share with my mom with lots of blankets to burrow in, Maggie has finally stopped being a dork and she plays with me and there are plenty of snacks so its all good. This place also has this super cool thing, dad calls is a babysitter whatever that is. All i know is it blows super warm comfy air and I like to lay infront of it when its on.