The Tale of Lizzie

I'm working on it

Slowly I'm starting to get the hang of being a spoiled indoor dog. I've found Indiana's rope toy and decided that's not too bad because mom lets me get away with pulling it apart, fun! The rest of those things Indy has though, they are all too noisy. I wish he'd be quieter with toys, doesn't he understand I need my beauty sleep? Probably not, boys. Mom has found some nice people online who also have dogs from puppy mills so she can talk to them about what to try to teach me to go outside, what she secretly doesn't know is I "get" going outside, I just don't see the point. Its cold out there, how would she like it if she had to go outside? She gets a nice room in the house for that with a weird chair thing. If I could get up on that chair I'd give it a try, really I would. :P
Mom also got me a new place to sleep. I was using Indiana's bed since he doesn't, but mom came home the other day and was pretty upset and then she went to the store to get this new bed thing. I can't understand why she was upset, I didn't like the music selection so I took the thingy out of the player and tried to put some new discs in of some better music. Anyway, I can't decide if I like this new thing mom bought for me to sleep in. It looks alot like that nasty cage I used to live it only mom doesn't shut the door so I can walk out if I want to. Its also much nicer inside, I have a big fluffy pillow and my blankets inside so its like my own room. Extra bonus that Indiana won't come inside so he leaves me alone when I'm in there. Speaking of my brother, did you all know he's in a contest?? How fun for him, mom said she is trying to get more pictures of me for the next one... pictures? Is THAT why she keeps flashing that little box thing in my face? Silly mom... any way Indiana's page in the contest is here > http://contest.dogshowusa.com/portal/dog/34367.html so please go vote for him :)