a day in the mind of Maggie...

What is she doing now?!?!

I love my mummy very much, just sometimes she is a bit crazy. Today, I went to work with her (like always). She works at a vet clinic so I get to go with and play in daycare or whatever. I don't like it very much, but it's better than holding 'it' for 12 hours!

So, today, we go in and I can tell mummy has something on her mind. She starts talking to my doctor about me waking her up in the night to go potty and how I lick my pot pot all the time and keep squatting. I like to go potty at night and lick my pot pot and to squat, but mummy doesn't believe that I just do it because I like it~ she worries, of course.

My doctor, who is very nice and is my hero because she usually tells mummy not to worry so much- must have told mummy something crazy! Next thing I know she is taking me outside again and telling me to potty. I squat (just to keep her quiet) and then she tries to stick this tray underneath my pot pot! What in the world is she thinking?!?!

Of course I stopped going, like, that second because she's crazy! This went on all day! She even told my kennel friends that I couldn't go outside unless they brought the tray to steal my potty too! What does she want my potty for? I told you she's crazy!

So, eventually I can't hold it anymore and mummy is pretty fast and she got some potty in that silly tray. She told me I was a good girl, but my goodness that was weird. I am never gonna wake her up at night, lick my pot pot or squat a lot to go potty again if this is what happens! She told me something about me being a Schnauzer and and that we get things that happen to our pot pots and she wants to make sure I'm ok...blah, blah, blah.

I told her to do whatever she wants as long as she never tries to steal my potty again. :)