What Not To Get Your Dog At Christmas

What Not To Get Your Dog At Christmas


A CD of cats meowing popular Christmas songs.

A chew toy with the head already gnawed off by his canine brother
who chewed his way into the gift box around the 15th of the month.

A chew toy shaped like a shoe which he is immediately going to confuse with the right sneaker of your favorite pair.

Central A/C for his Dogloo when you're still using individual wall units that are barely up to cooling a small close-size area in your house.

Anything Garfield.

A remote control for the refrigerator door.

A knitted pink sweater that makes your macho Doberman look like a poodle.

A deluxe prepackaged treat-filled Christmas stocking that's large enough for you to use as a sleeping bag.

Doggie antlers when your nearsighted hunting relatives will be spending the holidays with you.

A stuffed toy dog with an angel's halo as a hint as to what he has to do to get more presents next year.

A doggie door between you and the suspicious butcher next door.

An audition for a diet dog food commercial where they feed him so much during retakes that he actually gains weight.

A piece of jewelry featuring a ceramic dog of his breed for you to wear.

His own Petsmart credit card.

A cat.

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