Life is a Movie Starring ME!

Naked is as naked does November 7th 2007 10:20 am So there's some buzz around this Naked Pit Bull Calendar that Bad Rap did to raise money for all the dogs. I don't see what the big deal is. I'm naked all the time. In the calendar I'm wearing my favorite collar, though... Gunther is also in the calendar, but I'm the star of the shot. My mom is in the picture too - and she's not wearing any clothes or a collar of any kind. I didn't really notice until the people started noticing, but I was having too much fun playing Frisbee in the waves to care much about people staring at us. I just figured they recognized me from Dogster! Anyway, please buy a calendar and help support all my dog pals in the Bad Rap program that don't have homes yet. Gunther is also in a Kids & Pit Bulls calendar that will be out soon - and he's on the cover! I wasn't even asked to be in that one; I guess Mom doesn't want me getting overexposed. So I suppose I'll be happy for Gunther. But I'm making sure that he remembers who the real star in this family is; we can't possibly have two superstars. I am Matt Dillon and Mark Wahlberg and Julia Roberts and Ben Affleck, people! Gunther can be Kevin and Donny and Eric and Casey. (Well, Casey Affleck is actually cuter and arguably more talented than Ben Affleck - so let's scratch that one.)

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