FREAK ACCIDENT (My trip to the vet)

I always get to ride with mommy to get breakfast but today something went terribly wrong. Today I jumped into the back seat of the car like I always do but today the car door caught my side and ripped it open. I didn't want mommy to know so I kept quiet about it. Mommy thought it was a bruise and nothing more. A few hours later mommy wanted to take all three of us to the park. We got in the car and that is when mommy noticed. I could tell from her expression that I was not going to get to go to the park with Clyde and Bandit. We ended up at the vet. I had to stay there for a few hours and get patched up. I heard this lady call my mommy and told her that the procedure went well and that the wound was "heart shaped".

Mommy told me later that it probably was "her heart" that they stitched up that day.

I am the perfect one .....

The other two dogs I live with have been caught lifting their legs in the house. I would never do such a thing. My owner is pleased with me that I go out the doggie door when I have to relieve myself. I don't understand male dogs. They think they have to pee on EVERYTHING. My owner use to think Clyde was the perfect one until last Thursday when he was caught lifting his leg on her new chair. Bandit could never be the perfect one. He has pee'd on too many things. My owner had to replace all the carpet because of him. I am the perfect one. The pretty one...