I HATE U MAMA!!

ANOTHER BABY BROTHER!! HOW DARE YOU MAMA!!! (she will get over it eventually - malta's mama)

????

Another MOVE??? I am NOT thrilled or happy! HOW DARE YOU MOMMY!!!

Moving Day and VERY Stupid Little Brothers!!!!

Well it's time to move and this is like the 2nd time in my life. I ain't no "pioneer", as mommy calls Balto, but I figured I'm experianced enough to know that I need to be in the carrier at a certain time, so I'm NOT being stupid and get left behind, like Merlin! He is sooooo stupid! Why me!?!? That I alone must keep him out of trouble!?!?!? Isen't it enough that I give advice and play with him from day to day,(and love him... if I must.) Stupid! Stupid! VERY STUPID LITTLE BROTHER!!!!! I tell him NOT to hide, what does he do!?!? He hides, so that mommy thinks he escaped out of the house, while moving stuff to the moving truck, mommy searches the entire trailer park looking for him, Grandmama and Grandpapa act as if they really couldn't care less, and keep getting him mixed up w/ a much bigger, blk, DLH, cat. Aunti is looking inside and under the mobile, and the Native American Neighbors, Larry and his aunt are looking too! While the WHOLE time I'm STUCK in a stupid carrier, for my "safty", unable to HELP ANYONE!!! Well, everyone, but I, have looked and it's time to get in the vehicles and move out before it starts getting too dark. Mommmy asks aunti to keep and eyeout for him and take care of him, till she can get back up to Airway Heights, to get him. Aunti agrees,and yes, she will do that. Mommy askes the Native American neighbors to keep an eyeout and "IF", they can catch him w/o scaring him even more, to take him to aunti's house. They said yes they would do that for her. Then VERY next day, mommy is babysitting human causin, Allen, and Larry's aunt comes over and tells mommy that Merlin in STILL in the mobile, so as soon as Aunti Jamie comes back home, mommy tells her and asks her to help assist in getting Merlin. From what I heard he was shaking/shivering, and he was yowling his head off for hours, after they both came back home to he new "home cave". I hissed at him and gave him a very stern lecture about NOT pulling stuff like that, even mommy got involved and got on his case, too!. So......... all in all, I think because of his sheer STUPIDITY, he has lost another one of his 9 lives. And that was the extent of my 2nd time moving experiance. (Which I DON'T want to have to repeat again, for the life of me!!!) Stupid,stupid brother of mine!!

Malta (whom is still mad at Merlin for being so STUPID!!!)

Waking up mommy!

I geuss I'd better get mommy up, that annoying little brat brother of mine, Kodi
is at it again! Lets see, should I lay on her head? No, that wouldn't be nice, besides mamma would push me off the bed for it. Hmmmmmm.... I know I'll give her a bath! Now lets see, where can I put in a fashion statement. That hair is just so ghastly, every hair in like in the wrong place! Horrible! Just completetly horrible! Mammy you really should take better care of your hair!!!! Well, her I go! Bleah, mammy your hair needs a bath, like seriously bad! Yucky Taste! Yucky Taste! What's this I hear? Why she's laughing!!! Well, I geuss it's a good thing, lol! Oh, now she's waking up! Now what do I do? Do I stay or do I make a run for it? Oh, that feels nice, a good ol'l scratch just behind the ears and lots of hugs and kisses!!! Now that's my kind of life! Luxury Love at it Finest! How Purrfectly amusing! I think I'll do this every morning.


Malta