Life as a princess

Freaky Friday ~~~~~

Mom sez it must be freaky friday .... ,everyone knows how i get mom up in da middle of the night for a potty break .. well, mom NEVER ! I mean NEVER lets me out specially in da middle of the night wif out going wif me .. so its 4 degrees or sumptin crazy like dat out .. and mom is all bundled up .. ( don't know why.. its refreshin to me ) ... and just as i get my special spot . i hear .. CREEK ... mom sez .. hurry its okay its cold .. than from the udder side of the house there is a louder CREEK !!! and than the side gate clangs !! a SREEECHHHH , and a long black sumptin shoots across the yard wif a cat in tow ... and i dart after them .. mom drops her blankie dat she is all covered up in ,runs out of her bedroom slippers to catch me .. SNATCHES me up and takes me back up stairs wif dad in bed!! SCARED da Bejesus out of mom .. ummpff.. so she thought that was enough .. she decides she has to go back out and check the side gate ... so she wraps back up in her blankie and goes out .. closes and locks the gate ... and coming back .. she hears CREEK !!! a tree limb crackes to da ground wif a kitty attached ,screeches !! .. and takes off into da woods !! YIKES !!!! Now how is a mom supposed to get back to sleep after all dat excitiment .. I had no problem ... ZZZZZZ"SSSSS !!!!!