Mommy like to goof off

Mommy no feel like working today! So I wanted to tewl evewybody about my weekend!!!

Evewything going good then Mommy decide to give Juneau a bath! He wook soo funny all wet! Mommy get mad because he wouldn't go out in the sun to dwy and instead sat in the shade and gwared at Mommy. He was sooo mad! Made me waugh so hard! Ha ha ha! Juneau all wet and he wook wike a wet wat! Ha ha!

So Mommy no let him come inside, so me and her come in. I was a wittle suspicious when she let me wun upstairs, but I thought she was feeling genewous. Next thing I know I locked in the bathwoom and Mommy filling up bathtub. Juneau not funny anymore. :(

So Mommy gave me a bath. It not that bad. I dwy off way quicker than poor Juneau. Houws later he still wet! Mommy kept twying to bwush him and help him dwy, but he just gware at her.

But yea! I always feel better after a good bath. Once Juneau got over being mad, he tell me he feel bettew too. Mommy bathe us with fwea shampoo which help with ouw fweas. Nasty nasty fweas! I hate them! Mommy has twied evewything to help pwotect me fwom fweas, but nothing every wowk fow mowe than a week or two.

I have a boo boo under my ear that itchy vewy bad. Mommy forgot about it and then tell me she sowwy and hope it not sting too bad. Poow Mommy feel weally bad about it!

That it for now. :)

Uncle Kujo left this world

My mommy wecently got back on dogster! I vewy sowwy I been gone so long. I BEG mommy to let me bwog about my Uncle Kujo and she FINALLY say ok.

Mommy and Daddy came home yesterday and tell me that my Uncle Kujo has passed on to the next world. I knew he was sick, he had cancer and he spent the weekend with us a couple of weeks ago and I knew he no feel wight.

This weekend he stopped eating (what???) and stawted losing weight and shaking and jerking. His doctor say he in a lot of pain so Nana decide to end his suffering. Mommy and Daddy were there with him. So was my Uncle Steven and Nana and her boyfwiend (don't get my mommy stawted about him!). Mommy say he went happy with his head in Mommy lap. He no fight it at all she say.

Mommy and Daddy are very sad. Mommy cried weally hard last night. She never cwy. I wowwied about both of them. Daddy been cwying a lot too.

Mommy tell me I see him again, but not fow a vewwy long time.

Monday, 20 November 2006

Hello evewybody!! I's back! I sowwy I no wite in long time. My mommy too busy and neawly have a bweakdown! She has been too stwessed out to type my diawies for me. But she doing better now. Big news! Me and Dee Dee get "fixed" on last Fwiday! Mommy pick us up at 4:30 and I vewy tiwed. Dee Dee act like nothing happen! Can you believe that Dee Dee? I sleep whole way home and then nap with Mommy in the bed, and then we twy to watch TV but people kept coming to our door. Mommy cawwy me so I no feel like I miss anything. I put my head on her shoulder and fall asleep. I's vewy tiwed! Satuwday I feel better but still not my old self. Sunday, better, but still under weather. Today I feel gweat! Mommy and me play on bed befowe Mommy have to get up. Then I chase Dee Dee awound and westle with her. Dee Dee like "finally, someone play with me!." I took my last medicine last night like a good boy. Mommy put it in peanut butter to help me and I no spit it out. Yummy peanut butter! Anyhow, Mommy have to go to meeting in minute. She hates meetings, but they still make her go!
Woof Woof!

Wednesday, 25 October 2006

Yea! Last night was a SUPER night!!! My mommy had my stool away from the bed so I couldn't pee on it, wight? Anyhow, it got pushed to the bed for me when Daddy go to bed. When Mommy go to bed a little later (Daddy still awake and watching the Daily Show w/ Jon Stewart), Mommy find BIG WET SPOT on her side of the bed. Well, Mommy wealize there NO WAY I could have done it, because it had time to absowb into the blanket and sheet, but I no get on the bed because I couldn't jump up, but Mommy see DEE DEE on bed eawlier! Finally, MOMMY WEALIZE DEE DEE PEE ON BED NOT ME!!!! I out of doggie house. Now Mommy have to figure out what Dee Dee's pwoblem is. Is she mad because Mommy no let her go outside? Is she upset because I no let her have vewy much attention from Mommy? Or is it something else? Mommy no know, and I not weally care. I just happy Mommy finally figure out it not me!!! Hip Hip Huwway! Pippin INNOCENT!
Woof Woof!

Saturday, 21 October 2006

Last night Mommy take me for walk when I get home, and I good boy and poop and pee all over the place! Then Daddy come home and Mommy and Daddy went to The Club for dinner and left me at home in my backyard. Little did they know my elabowate plans to escape! Soon as they left, I snuck out the loose boawd in the fence and into the neighbors yard. They always leave gate open, so out I went into the big bad world! Miss Miwanda was outside and I went over to her, but she backstab me and catch me and put me back in backyard. Ha ha on her because I wan wight out again! This time I no come to her, but she put out catfood. How she know I have weakness for catfood? So, she catch me and no put me back in yawd, she put me in her kennel until Mommy and Daddy come home. As soon as Mommy go into backyawd, she know wight away something wong and she look all over the yawd for me and call my name. Little did she know Daddy was at fwont door with Miss Miwanda who was giving me over. Mommy stawt wowwying I at bottom of pool when I showed up at the back door and they told her what happened! They no let me outside again without my leash. :( But I did find dead squirrel in backyard. Mommy tell me to leave it alone, so I sniff it and then walk awound it. This morning, Mommy got up eawly and fix the fence so I no get out again, so I captive once more. But, the weather nice and my yawd pwetty, so it not so bad.
Woof Woof!

Friday, 20 October 2006

Last night was a good night. Jason and Cawlos came over with fuwniture and Mommy let me supewvise them! They did good, I make sure. The bed fwame, head and footboawds, and bedside tables are vewy pwetty, Mommy do good pick them out! Daddy make dinner while Mommy watch Survivor, and NANA come over! I soo happy to see Nana! I no see Nana in LONG time! She stay about an hour and then leave, but Mommy let me go upstairs with them. I find cat poo mommy forget about and then Mommy chase me back downstaiws. Ha ha! I no pee in bed or anywhere else last night! I poop in bedwoom, but that Mommy's fault because she no take me for walk last night because Jason and Cawlos were there. She no mad at me, she know it her fault! Jeff and Andy come to our house tomorrow and then stay the night for TEXANS game Sunday. I vewy excited! I no see Jeff in LONG time, and I never meet Andy before! Then, with all the fuwniture excitement, my bed stool get pushed too faw away and I no can jump up on bed! I whine and cwy and Mommy whine and cwy back to me! Finally, she take pity on me and move my stool so I can jump up! I snuggle vewy close with her ALL night because I was scawed I have to sleep without her all night! Today is beautiful day, I HAPPY to be outside. It feel vewy good out here, and the sun is shining and no clouds in sky!
Woof Woof!

Thursday, 19 October 2006

Yea! My Mommy goof off at work and spend last fifteen minutes of day helping me wite my diawy today! She very upset with me, still, though. I still pee in the bed! She not understand why, and she take me out before bed and in the middle of the night, and fiwst thing in the mowning, and pick up my water in the evening, and even take me on long walk so I wun out of pee from mawking evewything!!! She buy book today -- "How to Behave So Your Dog Behaves." My mommy vewy smawt and knows my misbehaving is her and daddy's fault! They no think they have money to get the personal twainer. :( That make me sad, but Mommy say she buy me pretty new ZEBRA collar and matching leash and that daddy will be mad at her for spend too much money at the new PetCo by our house. She happy, though, because it close and they cawwy my fancy food, she no have to dwive all the way into Sugar Land to go to PetSmart to get my yum yums! Anywhoo.... Fuwnituwe place call and Mommy need to sneak off and swing by their office weally quick! Yea! We get two bed stands and bed fwame for our new bed!
Woof Woof!

Wednesday, 18 October 2006

Sowwy guys, Mommy been WEALLY busy lately. Wight now she have headache and no want to work, but no want to type, either. Same old with me. Peeing on the bed, taunting and being taunted by Dee Dee... Wainy weather. I give Mommy lots of kisses when she get home, that will make her feel better. Mommy and Daddy going to "the club" tonight with another couple they made fwiends with. Soon, they meet me and I be fwiends with their doggies!
Woof Woof!

Monday, 16 October 2006

Hello evewybody! I no wite in long time! Mommy no get dogster pull up on Satuwday and Sunday she busy painting and shopping at Home Depot! Our BIG Housewawming only thiwteen days away! Lots of people coming, but no doggies RSVP yet! Mommy and Daddy kinda worried, no have any money for all the stuff they want to do. Mommy may have to get Nana or Uncle Steven to help pick up the bill.... I LOVE pawties, I no wait!!! Maybe no doggies come, but Mommy say LOTS of kids coming, and that almost as good as doggies! I had a good weekend, no get in vewy much twouble and Dee Dee not get me in much twouble either. Silly Mommy wead book by Sonia Fitzpatrick (the pet psychic) and twying to communicate telepathically with us. Ha ha! I ignore her just to make her twy hawder. Daddy took me for nice walk yesterday between wain showers. I twy play with Fireball but he smack me good. Ouch! He no use claws, though. He been inside a lot because he no like wainy weather and that's what it's been lately. Lots of wain! No news on getting me fwiend. No news on getting me neutered, either. The twainer sending Mommy info in the snail mail (who uses snail mail anymore???). Today is Boss's Day, and Mommy gwumbling about when it nowmal employee appweciation day????
Woof Woof!

Friday the thirteenth of October, 2006

Oooh! Spooky! Today is Fwiday the 13th!! Ha ha! It going to wain again today. This time Mommy not that bwilliant, it pwetty obvious. She bwought Fireball inside (he no like wain) and made sure I had evewything I need in the gawage so when it wain I all taken cawe of. I in big twouble though. Mommy call Miss Mercedes last night and wants to consult with her on housebreaking issues. It cost $55, but Daddy want mowe info before we commit. Mommy took me out last night and I twied to wefuse to potty, but Mommy vewy patient and I wanted to go back inside, so I finally potty for her and we go back inside. Then, I whine and wake her up at 6 AM cause I need to potty WEALLY bad, and she take me out and I potty LONG TIME and then we come back inside and she go back to sleep. When she get up she smell doggie pee pee and find wet sheets! She vewy upset with me. :(

We went for short walk last night, but I had good time and even poop like good boy. I do it in flower bed and Mommy no pick up poop from flower beds, just gwass. Then she go lay down and take nap, she no feel good, her head huwt. Well, I HEAWD something and kept bawking and bawking, and Mommy ASK me to stop it make her head huwt wowse, but I keep bawking. Then she TELL me to stop, but I kept bawking. Then she YELL at me to stop but I no stop, so she get up and thwow me outside! Then she no feel like sleep anymore and watch Survivor. I scwatch at window and PWOMISE be good boy so she let me back in. I climb all over her and she keep asking me to stop, but I twy to make her feel better. Then Daddy keep calling and asking her lots of dumb questions and her head stawt thwobbing again so I climb on her to make her feel better, but she get mad at me. It was hawd night for evewyone. Daddy come home late, too. Maybe today beetter day for Mommy.
Woof woof!