December 13th 2006 2:38 pm
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Kind of gross but true story. I was out in the yard, going poop like I do everyday and then it happened, half my poop came out ok and the rest of it was stuck in my pooper, it was hanging by a hair (Mom's I think). I was freaking out! The more I ran the more the dangeling poo would swing back and fourth. I kept running thinking surley it would fall out. About this time my Mom notices the confusion in the yard and comes out to investigate. By this time I was in need of a setative. I did't know if I should continue to run (not helping!) or get over to Mom ASAP. Mom decided for me, because I was acting like a crazy boy, who might hurt himself, Mom ran to me, it looked like she was running in slow mo. She grabbed me and pulled the dangeling poop from my pooper. I continued to check my pooper for dammage, I am happy to report everything is A OK. The lesson of the story: If you find something good to eat on the floor, be sure that it is not hairy if it is you may want to rethink eating it! I think I saw my sister Burton laughing from in side the sliding glass door. Not Cool!