Camping out on the star of Jarrell

Captain Kirk is my doggy daddy and he is one CAPTAIN FANTASTIC !!
For his birthday, meme planned a wonderful outing for us all on the star of Jarrell Cove in the Galaxy of Shelton on the earth base, Washington. Jarrell Cove was an interesting little star, which only allowed launch pads for a mere 20 spaceships. We settled in the first evening in a human type shelter called a tent. It was actually quite comfortable and I had my own window complete for star viewing so I could keep out an eye for any potential alien landings of the evil kind. No aliens were seen that first night, but I did spy quite a few mammal type things called deer. Apparently they were accustomed to other dogs of my kind because they came closer than the length of our spaceship. Meme set up a campfire and brought tasty weiners that doggy daddy heated on sticks. Heidie and I could barely wait to feast on them!

The next day we traveled around a huge body of water called Puget Sound. Many trees and huge rock like structures that Meme referred to as mountains could be seen. We made this adventure primarily to have the opportunity to go to a "Drive-In". Meme and Daddy have taken Heidie and I many times to other drive-ins near our home, but this one was more than a three hour light trip for us, so the camping seemed like an added bonus. Doggy Daddy Kirk finds much enjoyment from viewing "Drive-In" movies in the outdoors upon huge white theater screens surrounded by many other spaceships. It is quite cool to be sure, especially since drive-ins are almost always 'pup-friendly". We watched the movie munching on one of my favorite treats, popcorn, or as I like to refer to it-- PUPcorn! I truly believe it was made more for us pups than humans and its just a part of their wild imagination that anything that should taste so good should ever be saved only for humans.

Camping was a fun filled adventure for this pup and I can definitely say I won't mind the next time we blast off for the drive-in either!
You should have your people check into locations near your earth base.

Neuterville!

ALRIGHT! LISTEN UP!
THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT DOG-MEN!
SPREAD THE WORD THROUGHOUT THE GALAXY!

All those cuties you see hanging out around the vets place are a trap!
They are undercover agents for the secret Vet police. Make a wrong move and they will get you too!

I guess I was a pretty sharp shooter in my prime, but that is hardly a reason to send me to Neuterville. Meme gave me lots of hugs and held me after I came home though so I guess it wasn't all that bad. I'm tough and I really can't see lettin this stop me from my average day of flying off the couch or spring boarding up a flight of stairs, I am a colonial flyer, ya know! But Meme says I should take it easy for a few days so I am restin a bit, staying away from other doggies including that jealous heffer Heidie, and pretty much getting treats and lots of belly rubs. Meme tried putting a warm wet thingee on my peeshooter that night, but I didn't like it much... Its isn't a fire ya know! I guess I will recover and get back to normal by the time we head out for Seattle next weekend but somehow I think I probably won't be doing much random firing anymore. Best save it for the really special times! I'm sure there is something of Heidie's that needs an extra special touch or too!

Puttin' on My Top Hat!

If you read my last starlog you will recall I am due to go to planet neuter on March 20th. Today has confirmed my final decision that planet neuter is some type of party planet. I mean hey its got dames and I figure they make you check your peeshooter when you get there, just to keep things safe. All I know is Meemee and Doggy spent all day combing and brushing me yesterday and today Doggy Daddy took me to this dogbar called 'the Satin Dog'. Me and a couple of other dogs sat around barkin about the day and then some hot lady came and gave me a bath. She was a blond one alot like Casiopea, WooHooo! she talked sweet to me and brushed me and then gave me a cool haircut to dress me up and make me feel super special. It was a place made in doggie heaven. So I just gotta believe all of this is preparation for my visit to planet neuter. Heidie hinted that I am sure to never foget this place, so it must be some partay!
All I know is that I cannot wait to go back to the Satin Dog again. Wonder if humans have it so good?

RHUTTRO! Planet Neuter on the Horizon

Rhuttro! looks like I did it or do-d it but in either case MeeMee and Doggy Daddy were talking today after I had one of my peeshooting accidents, okay maybe two of my peeshootin accidents. I don't know where I am going but I heard Doggy-Daddy talking on his communicator to someone named Tif-Fannie about me.
Hmmm... Tif-Fannie... all I can figure is she is probably someone who gives puppies Fannie spanks when they are bad. Doggy Daddy was very angry at me when I hit my target and he swatted my fannie then put me in my cargo hold. Hey what's a guy to do... if I don't mark that target someone else will, right? Hey, So many chair legs, so little time, that's what I always say!
So anyway... I listened real quietly in the cargo hold why Doggy-Daddy was chattin it up with this dame Tif-Fannie and I heard the words Spay and Neuter. Do any of you star-pups know what kind of planets those are? Doggy Daddy said he needed to take me in to Neuter to stop me from doing so much target shootin... So what is this Neuter place, some kind of police planet or something? Do they have force shields around every corner? Gosh kind of takes away a guys livelihood, ya know?
So here I sit stuck in the cargo hold thinking about March with dread. Looks like D-day is March 20th cause Meemee said I had to go to Neuter before we could take me to Seattle with them the following week. Oh well at least I know I'll still be going to the Space Needle at the end of March, so maybe they'll just lock up my peeshooter on Neuter temporarily for a week to save my energy for the the Space Needle trip! Can't wait, there must be a yharns worth of targets there!

My First Christmas

My spacebuddy, Cap'n Kirk and me, Chewbucky--flew the galaxy with our sweet, sweet sugary yummy Girly girls, Princess Heidie & Queen P'la looking for Christmastime goodtime goodies! Cap'n Kirk got his Paul Stanley guitar, Q-Pl'a got her Sam Becket DVD's, and us doggie's got a new chew ball toy & our share of a mouth watering, Honeybaked Ham! Not a bad first christmas, with my new Doggie Daddy, and I can't wait 'till next year!

-Starbucky