October 6th 2006 11:33 pm
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This is more of a public service announcement than a journal entry. I just wanted all the rabbits, chipmunks and squirrels to be aware of the following: I do believe I am the best hound dog ever. I have had no formal training (no post secondary if you will) yet I have a remarkable instinct for tracking.

My mom and dad took me for a midnight stroll tonight, and let me tell you, I had those rabbits on the run.

I am a little manic when it come to tracking. I get as low to the ground as I can and I zig and I zag until I find just the right smell. My mom says I look insane. I slowly follow the smell and then…WHAM! I am of running, and chasing that poor rabbit on the other end.

My dad doesn’t let me off the leash (they don’t think I would come back when I am hunting) so he’s on the other end being dragged behind me. He loves it though!

I almost caught three rabbits tonight, but Dad held me back at the last minute. I think he would be very sad if I ever did catch anything, but he loves to watch me try.

But that song Elvis wrote for me is true, I ain’t never caught a rabbit, but I think I will some day very soon.

Woof, Mae