Shout Outs from Seamus

Chekking in

I had a reely long walk todai in the feeld it wus reely hawt. Suhmmer is coming I am reely eksited I get to see all my frenz. Mummy sez I need to lissen better coz I allwais run away and go pee on every tree. She getz reely mad wen I don't lissen it's reely funy. Mummy allso getz mad wen I lick hur in the fase in the middel of the nite espeshally wen she has to wake up errly fer skool. She callz me daft dog coz I am reely daft I think it's funy.

I am gettin' mad coz Sallydog allwais steels my dentabonez and eats em hersellf. She ez such a bitch.

I need ta go peepee g'bye

-Shamiz O'Gravy