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I GOT MY HEINE SMACKED ON MY BIRTHDAY!!!!

well, today, i woke up thinking it was any other day. so, i did my usual. begged mom to go outside, but gave her a hard time when i saw that white stuff all over the ground. that stuff makes my paws (and other things that i can't say here on dogster) feel like icicles when i get inside. after that, i sat in the kitchen and stared at mom while she made my kids breakfast. i make sure that i move whenever i'm not in her line of sight so that i am sure that she sees me. then, i just sit there and watch her with my buggy eyes until she figures out what i'm trying to say. breakfast came and i dug into my bowl like i normally do, making sure that i eat all the chunks and lick up all the gravy before i eat my dry food. mom can't stand this 'cause i make a huge mess all over the floor. of course, i clean it up 'cause there's no use in wasting food.

then, my kid went on the computer to check her e-mails. she got one from dogster wishing me a happy birthday and she realized....SHE HAD FORGOTTEN MY BIRTHDAY!! well, i didn't mind because she started making a huge fuss over me. she pet my head and rubbed my stomach and kept saying "i can't believe you're two." i don't get it, though. i don't feel like two, whatever that means anyway. sometimes, i just don't get our humans.

well, i found grandad's glove on the floor and started to chew on the leather part of it. (we're allowed to cause it's one of his old gloves.) my kid, who likes to tease me with my toys a lot, came and tried to take it away from me. without even thinking about it, i growled and snapped at her. this made my mom soooo mad at me. she smacked my butt and told me that i was bad and to go lay down. of course, i went right over to my kid and started sucking up. i didn't mean to do what i did. you see, before i moved to grammy's and grandad's, i could play with my toys all i wanted. now, that mean ally always chasing me, bites me, or takes them away from me. i guess that i just got mad because i was having so much fun with the glove and didn't want to lose it. well, the fact that it is my birthday is no excuse and i deserved that smack on the butt. i've been sucking up to mom ever since.

i guess that i will go now and see if i left some food in my bowl. and i have to send something special to my sisser poopy. it's her birthday too!!

my mom says i'm spoiled....

aahh!! breakfast and dinner time....my favorite times of the day (other then when grandad takes me to the store and buys me a slim jim). lately, however, i have decided to protest against the type of dog food that my mom has been feeding me. normally, i would not care what type of food it was as long as it was food. since moving in with grammy and grandad, though, i've found myself getting just a little jealous because the food ally and gypsy eat looks so delicious. oh, just thinking of it makes my mouth water....all the gravy and chunks of meat looking so beautiful on that big round plate they get to eat off of. the sound they make as they lap up the gravy before eating those wonderful plump meaty chunks. mmmmmmmmmm!!

oh, *shakes head from dreamy state* i guess that i should get to my point. i look at my little silver bowl with this stuff that looks like mush in it. no chunks....no gravy....just something that looks like a pile of mashed potatoes with my dry food mixed in with it. (of course, i do love mashed potatoes) where in the entire puggy world are my chunks and gravy at?? it felt as if my world was going to end, so i stopped wanting to eat my mush and tried stealing bites off of ally and gypsy's plate. well, mom gets mad at me when i do that because she says i have a "sensitive stomach." i guess that i do because certain things make my stomach upset or gives me the runs. of course, this delicious chunky food is all worth it to me. she calls it junk food, though, and yells at me when i try to sneak bites. she says i'll get sick or, worse yet, get gas (which will clear a room....hehe).

well, mom went to the pet store yesterday and got me food with chunks and gravy. WOOHOO!! mom says that it's still all natural (which is the only type of food that doesn't upset my stomach or give me a bad case of stinky butt) so it's ok for me to have it. although it doesn't have the huge meaty chunks in it that ally and gypsy's food has, i guess that it will do. (oh, and she stopped mixing it in with my dry food, which is also a plus). so, the drama is over. i might not have their meaty chunks, but at least i have some meaty chunks. i guess that i am spoiled just a little bit....*winks*....hehe!!

trick or treating is the best!!

well, i must first say happy halloween to every pup!! i know that i'm a day late, but i was so busy yesterday, i didn't get a chance to get on here. mom has been sick, so i spent most of yesterday taking care of her. she feels a little bit better today, but i'm still keeping my buggy puggy eyes on her. it's kind of been nice because she came home from work early and we got to take a long nap together. i snuggled right up next to her and kept her nice and warm. every once in a while, i stuck my nose in her face just to see if she was ok.

so, i got to go trick or treating with my kid and our family. it was so much fun!! my mom-mi walked me all around the neighborhood. she was the greatest because she let me take the time to sniff and pee all i wanted. i got to dress up as a giraffe, which i wasn't too sure of at first. i got so much attention from my family and all the trick or treaters that i didn't mind it after a little while. hey, anything to get me more attention is fine by me!! i got lots of pets and scratches. it was the best night.

i also got to see my sister ladybug (aka poopy). i haven't seen her for some time, but it was really nice to see her again. we played outside and competed for mom-mi' attention. i can't wait to see her again!!

i guess that i will go for now. it's time to update my profile for thanksgiving. can't believe it's just around the corner. then, it's time for christmas. i wonder what wonderful things santa will bring me this year!!