January 2nd 2008 6:34 pm
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That's right folks--The President and the Attorney General made a weekend trip to the nation's capital. It was mostly a leisure trip. We have never gotten to meet Dad's parents, and neither has Mama San, so we loaded up the car and drove up.

I: I had some presidential business to attend to; mainly urinating on the Rose Garden so that everyone still remembered who the President is, and then I had some Congressmen to bark at (slackers).

R: I didn't do anything official, though I did bark at a poodle.

We stayed at a very nice hotel that let us stay without crates. We had very deluxe accommodations, very close to the National Mall. Mostly we were excited to be able to meet Grandma and Grandpa. They were very impressed with how well we behaved, and how cute and soft we were. We thought they were very nice, and were glad we got to see them twice during our brief visit.

We crapped and peed our way through the city, ate, slept, and did some other stuff that is actually classified and covert kinda stuff. The kinda stuff that we'd have to silence people about if they found out so we won't discuss it here. Let's just say that once again the Dynamic Duo has gone and done boldly where no dog has gone before.

And just a point of fact: The Washington Monument is not really a giant bully stick, despite Rosie's hopes. Rats!