Summer

It's hhooootttteee it makes me sad. Very sad. So sad I don't like going for walks and I love walks! I've learned to make myself very flat - Which is hard because I'm so round! I also learned that the hard floor is cooler than my soft bed. Mama says she won't turn her house into a walk in freezer just to suit me but I think she should! She also changed my food to cardboard kibble! She wants to deflate me! Mean Mama! I can make my fat flat!

Oh! and Fireworks make me sad too. Very sad. I had to learn how to be so flat that I could fit under the bed. Much flatter than just regular flatness. Mama calls me her floundog.

Mama was worried about my sadness and my roundness and took me to the vet but the vet did some owwy stuff and gave me treats and said I was in very good shape, which I think says that round is good.

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