Lessons Learned About Dinner Prep

You know how what your humans are eating is always way better than what's in your bowl?

Well today, I used my super Jedi powers to get myself in on that action! I went through the usual motions first. Pretended my dinner was really great, that sort of thing. I waited until my girl was at the stove.

She picked up an egg, and moved it into position over the edge of the pan.

I made my move.

WHACK! The egg hit the floor, sending shell shrapnel clear across the room.

Oh boy did that work well! I was unsure at first, but I knew I had to give a shot. You see, my girl is very graceful and coordinated, and would never do something like miss the pan and hurl an egg at the floor.

I trotted over and nosed the mess. To my horror, I realized this was still not the same thing she was eating! Oh no, this smelled totally different, and did not contain bacon.

Disgusting.

I left it there.

Next time, I'll have to work on tipping the whole pan over.

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