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A Chance For Mum to Tell Embaressing Tails.

Owie!

Today Mummy's Mummy was driving home fwom the park with me, when a meanie driver drove out in front of her. :(
Mummy's Mummy told the car to stop real fast, and I was thrown onto the dashboard and hit my head on the window. It was sore D:

Mummy was really scared when she heard about this and has decided she will get me a doggie seatbelt or carseat (though Mummy thinks we will be lucky if we find one to fit my "special requirements"). Not today, though. Today, I get PAMPERED!

Sore, but spoilt,
Bozo

I'm in love....

Last night, I was chilling out on the rug when I looked over at Mummy's foot and saw something beautiful.....
A slipper.
I walked over, mesmerized, and took it off Mummy's foot. I took the lovely thing back to the rug and licked it and licked it....
Time passes fast when you're having fun, soon it was time for me to go out for a last wee. Mum told me to come out. I wanted to, but couldn't leave my love, so I picked her up and took her with me.
Mum fell about laughing when she saw me. I carried it down the staris. I held it all the way down the street. I still held it while I was peeing.
I'm in love......

The Fart Poem *Stolen From Thor*

A fart it is a pleasant thing,
It gives the belly ease,
It warms the bed in winter,
And suffocates the fleas

A fart can be quiet,
A fart can be loud,
Some often leave a deadly,
Poisonous cloud

A fart can be short,
Or a fart can be long,
Some farts have been known
To sound like a song......

A fart can create
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent , and deadly.

A fart might not smell,
While others are vile,!
A fart may pass quickly,
Or linger a while......

A fart can occur
In a number of places,
And leave everyone there,
With strange looks on their faces.

From wide-open prairie,
To small elevators,
A fart will find all of
Us sooner or later.

But farts are all bad,
Is simply not true-
We must never forget.......
Good old farts like you!

P.S I love to fart!

P.P.S Dogster, ya rock, thanks for picking my Diary.