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Ah ma thinks new beds have nasty chemicals in them

May 31st 2009 9:53 am
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Fomfomfom bought me a new bed today. It is of an animalistic leopard print. I love it coz it's so sexy and so me. Ah ma put it into the washing machine and I guarded it while it was sunning, along with all my other beds and mattresses and pillow.

At night everyone went to a wedding dinner and left me at home with fomfomfom. I said I could hide in ah bee's pooffy dress but ah ma still didn't allow me to go. I waited at home for five whole hours, while fomfomfom watched tv non-stop. When they finally came back, I was happy and I jumped jumped jumped. The vet woman would have had a fit if she had seen me.

I don't care coz I have ah ma home with me again. *beam*


Eat first, think later.

May 30th 2009 8:20 am
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The roasted goose from last night gave me the runs this morning. But it didn't stop me from having some of the glorious char kway teow they had.

The runs, I worry about tomorrow.


Too much wasabi

May 29th 2009 7:47 am
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Fomfomfom wondered why the soy sauce was tasteless. It must be from a bad batch. So she threw it away and poured another plate from another bottle. Now even the scallop sashimi was tasteless. To her utter disgust, she realised she had lost her sense of taste. To my utter delight, I ended up with the scallop sashimi. For the record, it was juicy and plump and fresh and tasted real sweet. Yummy.

Ah ma and ah bee came back! They had lots of things in their bags, I particularly like the shark bones, they were so fishy. Oh oh, I particularly particularly particularly like the roast goose. It was fat and juicy and yummy. We scarfed it down. Fomfomfom too, who told me through a full mouth that she only lost the taste in the front part of her tongue. I would retort if only my mouth had spare capacity to speak.

I am happy when everyone is home.


Going in circles

May 28th 2009 7:00 am
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I read in the papers that the trains will start plying the new circle line today. I wanted to see the new circle line trains so I sat by the balcony and waited. That is because we can see train tracks from our balcony.

Cha walked by and asked me what I was doing, so I told her I was waiting for the circle line train. I don't know why she started scolding me and saying I wasn't smart, I thought that was so rude of her.

Doesn't everyone like trains?


Safe investment

May 27th 2009 8:26 am
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Ah ma and ah bee went to macau today. I told ah bee to place a bet for me, HKD$100 for black at the roulette table. I said if the ball lands on a red number, it is considered ah bee's bet. It is my bet only if the ball lands on a black number. In other words, heads I win, tails ah bee loses. Kind of like an american bank.

Ah bee later called and told me she had made a mistake and placed a $500 bet instead. Happily, I won that round so now I have $500 to put in my shoebox. Traditionally I also put a 150% tax on transactions so ah bee should give me $750 when she comes back.

I said, let's just round it up to $1000 coz it's only a few dollars difference and $750 is such an odd number we don't want to be dealing with coins and all that. So ah bee should have a crisp $1000 note for me upon her return.



I miss ah ma

May 26th 2009 7:34 am
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Ah ma and ah bee went out early in the morning with luggage and I knew they were disappearing for a few days again. Sulking won't change matters, so I went for my morning walk with cha happily.

My evening walk wasn't so happy coz it was only 40 minutes. That was because I was uncomfortable and had to keep scratching myself against benches and walls. Fomfomfom surmised there must be an ant or five in my fur biting me so we went home to clean up. But we found no ants. My vengeful heart had nowhere to venge, no ants to ground into powder.

I seethed with fomfomfom, who wanted to attack ah gong coz he was irking her so much. He was going on and on with his broker on the phone like he was conducting earthshaking business and fomfomfom wanted to poke his eyes out. The stakes must have been like 2 bucks.

The brighter side of things tell us we can learn the art of conversation from ah gong and his poor broker.



May 25th 2009 8:56 am
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Ah bee brought back from dumplings from my Ah yi mama today. It's going to be the Dragon Boat Festival next week that's why. My Sugar mummy helped in making them dumplings and she made them for me. I haven't seen her since Chinese New Year but I know she loves me because I have the dumplings to show for it.

Now I just have to make them release the dumplings to me.

Separately, I overheard them talking about someone wanting to give her mum a very expensive set of sofa. I think that is a very sweet thought so I've decided to give the black leather sofa at home to Ah ma. They praised me for being good.




May 24th 2009 9:53 am
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Donut- Variant: doughnut -(ˌ)nət

They brought me to meet Donut today. Donut is a black mini Schnauzer and he's only 4 months old. He's also the silly little thing that pooped in his water bowl. His mummy says he has a hole in his brain, that's why. I concur.

Donut is tiny and very jumpy. He had the audacity to bite my leash and even tried to pull me along with him. That reminded me of the time Rusty bit my tail and tried to pull me along. Now I remember why I don't like playing with little puppies.

And so I kept away from Donut whenever he approached by jumping onto Fomfomfom or Ah bee. After a while, he took more interest in his toys than in me. And that is how the whole MeetTheDonut session ended in 16 minutes.

But he is cute lah. Grumble.


Ding Dang Dong!

May 23rd 2009 7:53 am
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1.) I am back home with Ah ma. Yippie! Ah ma was so happy she forgot she was boiling water and it boiled over and she had to start all over.

2.) According to them, I have a doggone poker face so I am one up Lady Gaga.

3.) I'm almost 6 and I've never been on a plane. My Sugar mummy has- she was born in Australia and flown here. I need to get meself on a flight soon.

4.) I scored two new pillows.



May 22nd 2009 9:48 am
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Remember Sister Yakity Yak? We haven't seen her since we moved and stopped going to the gardens. Today Fomfomfom was reading a magazine at her doctor's and she saw a picture of Sister YY. In Tatler. That's high society, people. Who would have thunk.

And I met a Toy Poddle in a hot pink collar today. Turns out it's a he and his name is Henry.

And I'm actually a cat. Meow.

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