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Where the sun does not shine.

May 6th 2007 9:07 am
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Today is Sunday. This means that there are many many people at the gardens. We had to park at one of the furthest spots at the carpark. The carpark is interesting you know, it’s where the sun does not shine. It’s always wet there, rain or shine. I think it’s because it’s like sunken and all the rain water will flow down and since the sun does not shine there, it is perpetually wet. Fomfomfom thinks that someone washes the carpark every day but I don’t agree with her. Again, what do you think?

Enough about my astute observation skills. We met 4 little gals at the gardens when we were about to leave. They are French. The little bit of French I picked up from Ah bee came in handy. I know what the little gal was saying to me when she said, “Au revoir chienne!” And I knew exactly what to do when her mother said, “Bise”. I gave her a lick. She couldn’t stop giggling after that. *giggles* We little gals, we giggle.


Where did the cloud go?

May 5th 2007 10:32 am
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I went for 2 walks today, one in the morning just around the neighbourhood and the other in the afternoon at the gardens. Then in the evening I got to go out to the garden to look at the passers-by. I am so very happy today.

I was out at the porch just now. It’s a beautiful night. The wind was pretty strong so the clouds were just floating by. I would look at the sky, look at my paw or the ant strolling along, and then look up at the sky again and it would be different coz the clouds, they move so quick. I was observing a particular one, a little fluff of a cloud that was next to this huge huge one. I looked down for a while, and when I looked up again, I saw the huge one but the little one was gone. I asked Fomfomfom where it had gone. She told me that it has gone into hiding. I didn’t buy that; I think it’s more possible that someone has eaten it up. Yes that must be right. What do y’all think?


My living style is so rich..

May 4th 2007 11:46 am
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I know that doesn't make any sense to anyone out there who doesn't live in this house so I shan't bother explaining.

And for your sake, I don't think you should bother trying to figure it out. I'll sooner turn into a baby Dalmatian than you can have an inkling of what this is about.



May 3rd 2007 11:31 am
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Today Ah bee went shopping. She came back with a couple of tops, and stuff. And by stuff, I mean undergarments. I shall focus on one particular type- the panty. More commonly known as the underwear, it is also referred to as knickers in Britain. There are many kinds, including the tanga, the boyshorts, the mini, the T-back and the thong amongst others.

So much for an introduction to the world of panties. I personally approve of them. I do not think girls should go commando- it only makes them adequite.

Anyway, panties were all over the coffee table just now while Ah bee and Fomfomfom discussed the buys. I would have liked to join in the discussion but I've only had one pair so far. It's black and I have never taken it off since I was born despite Fomfomfom telling me it's long due for a wash. That’s coz I am really really shy so Ah ma has to wash my panty and toga top when she bathes me. It works as well.


Ji ba ban

May 2nd 2007 10:14 am
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That’s what Ah bee has been singing non-stop since she got home. It is such a crass song but she likes it all the same. She doesn’t know all the words to the song and so she makes them up as she sings along.

I wanted to tell her to shut up because she ain’t got no ji ba ban so there is no na si. There is no living for ifs. You either have it, or you don’t.

And I sure have it. All.


The 103rd

May 1st 2007 8:58 am
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Today is a beautiful day. The whole world was at the gardens- the joggers, families having picnics, couples pak tor-ing, people walking their dogs etc. Fomfomfom said it’s such a happy place, the gardens. In fact, I suspect she enjoyed herself almost as much as I did.

There was this Caucasian girl running in my direction just now. She stopped in her tracks when she saw me and she said, “Baby doggie!” Fomfomfom and Ah bee laughed at that. Her sister, who was behind her, saw me and she screamed, “Baby Dalmatian!”

I blame you Disney.



April 30th 2007 10:06 am
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Today is mahjong day. I was kept busy for quite a while. I had to welcome the mahjong girls, make sure that they were comfortable, let them both have their turns at rubbing my belly and stuff like that. Because of that, I didn't go upstairs until about 1pm. When Merrilyn saw me, she said sternly, "You are late". That's coz I usually supervise her while she cleans the rooms. I thought I heard Cha giggle in the next room when she said that.

Is it me or has Merrilyn developed a sense of humour?


Sunday blues

April 29th 2007 10:44 am
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I do not like Sundays. Have I told you I do not like Sundays? Yes, since about 3 Sundays ago. That’s coz on Sunday nights, I don’t get to go out to the porch. No one pays any attention to me after Ah ma goes to bed. They are all glued to that evil evil tv show about a porn mag writer who is a virgin. That’s about all I know about the show coz I am not allowed to watch it even with parental guidance. Which is fine by me; who wants to watch a 33-year-old woman with oily skin and hair date an ugly old man instead of the cute 24-year-old?

Not me.


They were complaining

April 28th 2007 11:19 am
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that I have been a naughty girl today. I didn’t do much actually- I only kept Cha up the whole night, commanded Ah bee to go down to keep me company by barking at her, climbed from the sofa onto the table and hopped onto another seat, repeated it with 2 other sets of sofa, tried to carebear stare the tidbits and when that failed, barked at the tidbits, tried to bite Ah ma when Ah bee disturbed me and did the same to Ah gong when Ah ma disturbed me.

Just being my usual angelic self.


Unbelievable! *scrunches hair* *snaps fingers* Impossible!

April 27th 2007 11:18 am
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I went to see Jane today. For those of you uninitiated, Jane is my groomer. The new one. I used to go to Joe, and then to this chao Ah Lian at Holland V but she left so Ah bee found me Jane.

And so I had my haircut. I am happy to announce that I am still black, white and pink. There’s more pink though coz they pretty much shaved all my hair off the leg areas. And I now have a little ball of hair at the tip of my tail. I used to have a squirrel’s tail- a very bushy one at that. And then they went mad once and shaved everything off so I had an antenna for a tail for a while. My Ah ma, she has been saying that she wants a little ball at the tip since the first time I went to the groomers many years ago. Today, they finally cut it that style. Ah bee said that it’s butt ugly but I think it sort of grew on her coz she was happily fondling with it and saying, “So cute”. I kinda like it too- I can use it to swat houseflies.

It’s a chilly night and I didn’t want to go out to look at the moon. Especially since I don’t have my beautiful hair anymore. So I lounged on the sofa next to Ah bee where it’s nice and warm.

Oh in case you are wondering about the title of this entry, don’t.

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