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Nosebutts get me belly rubs.

April 15th 2008 8:53 am
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Merrilyn’s bittergourd has grown a mighty lot. It is really plump and I bet it’s nice and juicy. But we can’t harvest it yet; it’d be too bitter anyway. I like it a lot. I go by to look at it everyday. Just now I went to look at it again and I swear it’s bigger than when I saw it this morning. *giggles* I am going to ask Merrilyn to give it to me. I’ll keep it in my bed and guard it like how I guard all my toys.



April 14th 2008 9:25 am
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The food crisis is more serious than I thought. Rice yes. But my kibble? I kid you not. Fomfomfom went out to buy my kibble today but the pet shop ran out. She panicked coz that pet shop is the only one we know which stocks my kibble. So she called the vet and asked if they have any. They told her that they have one last bag. Fomfomfom told them to hold it for her and she rushed down to collect it. And I have kibble. For now.



April 13th 2008 10:05 am
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I hate Sundays. They’re always glued to the tube watching that woman with the greasy hair. This time, she’s not a journalist for a porn mag; she’s a police inspector. She solves crimes. That’s impressive. But her hair is still greasy. And she is still interfering with my bedtime.

Today at the gardens we bumped into this man and a woman I shall assume to be his wife. He was really friendly and he didn’t mind me sniffing at his Gucci loafers. I don’t think she was very happy when I jumped up and sniffed her Coach bag and Chanel shoes though. At least I didn’t drool. If I did, she probably would have turned nasty. We don’t like nasty.

I have to go to sleep now. It’s MJ day tomorrow. Good night world.



April 12th 2008 10:04 am
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Do you know that we are facing a shortage of rice? Apparently only Thailand is still exporting rice now and there are riots in many countries because of the rising food prices. It’s rather exciting. I told Fomfomfom that she will have to go buy me extra kibble. Just in case we run out. I cannot not have my kibble.

Merrilyn’s bittergourd is growing really well. We see two of them already. One is about 2cm long and the other half a cm. They actually look like bittergourd! *giggles* We are all very excited and we can’t wait to harvest our own bittergourd.

In light of the current food shortage, I am going to ask Ah ma to give me my little vegetable plot. I will grow potatoes. Ping’s Pretty Potato Patch. Only organic potatoes here. We will be self-sufficient and we can even sell the surplus to the neighbours. Half the money I will keep in my shoebox and the other half I will give to Ah ma. Coz I am a big gal now and I should be contributing to this household.


Glorious food

April 11th 2008 9:47 am
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I had some fabulous twee bak for lunch.
Pity I couldn’t keep it in.
So Fomfomfom fed me some leftover pork belly.

Ah ma made me a new batch of tidbits.
They were not buttery at all.
That’s coz Ah ma used olive oil this time. Yummy.

I had deu dor for dinner.
It was divine. As usual.

And black chicken for supper.

Don’t look at me like that. At least I don’t eat four eggs for breakfast.


Panalog Day 1

April 10th 2008 8:44 am
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Today is my birthday. I am 52 months old. I didn’t get a cake today but I did get a present. It’s a new harness. A red one. This is my third one. They are all of the same design. The first one’s blue, the second yellow and this red. The yellow one is pretty new but the vet woman said, “Why is this yellow? Pingping needs a red harness.” And so I got this new one. It matches my collar too. I look so pretty in my new harness. Pity we didn’t run into anyone at the gardens today so I didn’t get to show my new harness off. Maybe tomorrow.

Fomfomfom was saying something about wanting to hatch foreign currency. I know how to hatch! I’m a tortoise egg. And what do eggs do? They hatch! So I told her I will help her with whatever hatching she needs to do. She said I’m a good gal that’s why she dotes on me. *beams*


3 loads of poopie

April 9th 2008 9:22 am
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Guess who went to the gardens twice today?

I love my Ah ma deeply. Today she made me tidbits. She says that I shouldn’t be eating those manufactured stuff that are full of preservatives. So she made me some. Homemade tidbits. You need pork, butter and lotsa TLC. The pork is cooked and then brushed with butter before baked in the oven till it is nice and crisp. Just like my bak kwa tidbits. Yummy in my tummy.


No shit

April 8th 2008 8:42 am
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I didn’t shit today. No, I did get to go to the gardens but most of that time, I spent in the pavilion. Coz it was stormin’. We’ve never been caught in such a downpour before. It looked alright when we left but it started raining and then it was downhill from then on. We were all drenched and I started shivering because the winds were blowing. It’s a good thing I just had a haircut; I would have caught a cold otherwise. Everywhere was flooded- the water was about 2 inches above their ankles. Of course I didn’t walk; it would have been up to my neck. I had Ah bee carry me. And Cha to hold the brolly. They are useful to have around.


I have a monster of a scab on my ear

April 7th 2008 8:50 am
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We met the happiest kid today. Her name is Zoe and she has curly blond hair and the bluest eyes I have ever seen. Her clothes were all stained and she had mud on her face. And she walks very clumsily. I reckon she is about a year old. We were near the pond when we met her. We didn’t know she was beside us until well, she was beside us. She kept grinning and laughing the whole time. Her mummy was trying to teach her how to pat me but all she did was to scrunch up her face and put it right in front of me. I would lick her face and then she would giggle uncontrollably. We did that for quite a while. Until she got distracted and wandered off. The swan caught her attention and she charged towards it. She was about to grab the swan’s neck when her mummy yanked her off the ground. Wise move.

Then we saw them again near the pavilion. She saw me and started running towards me. Then splat she fell on all fours. She scrapped her knee and it was bleeding. She looked like she was going to cry. Then she saw me and she started laughing again. I love this kid! This time I didn’t kiss her. She patted me and when she was about to leave, she leaned close and said muacks. *giggles*

I was in the garden just now when this stupid car pulled up outside our place and kept the engine on. Fomfomfom and I we almost choked on all that exhaust. So Fomfomfom turned on the hose and started watering the plants. Of course she pointed the hose in that car’s direction. He was gone in a jiffy.

We were watching a programme on fight science on tv just now. They were comparing all the martial arts like Chinese kungfu, Muay Thai, Taekwondo, Boxing and Jiujitsu and trying to decide which one is the most lethal. The ninja won. Apparently, he can just hammer you on the chest and you will die. When I grow up, I want to be a ninja too. I can be a ninja turtle. I already am a tortoise egg according to them and I’m half black so that gives me an edge. Hai-ya!


"Did you see a maomao today?"

April 6th 2008 10:03 am
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I hate Sundays. They found another Sunday night Korean drama to watch. I usually go to bed at 1130pm but whenever they watch a Sunday night Korean drama, I can only sleep at 1am. And I have to wake early the following day because Mondays are MJ days.

Poor me.

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