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Boys and girls

October 19th 2007 11:23 am
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We met Ah bee’s friend at the gardens today. I’ve seen her once many many years ago when I was still a baby. She said I’ve grown a lot. I should think so. It would be mighty strange if I am still as tall as a milk carton. Now I reckon I am 2 milk cartons tall. *beams*

But I didn’t meet any of my friends so I was naturally a little rabid when I saw this Schnauzer-Poodle. I tried to chase him but was held back. It’s not fair the way they use my harness against my will. And speaking of my harness, Fomfomfom says she will buy me a new one. I told her I want a red one, like the one Diva has. Then people will know immediately that I am a girlgirl. The blue one I have now simply doesn’t cut it. What were they thinking?

Everyone should just have either red or blue harnesses. Yellows, greens, those are silly. You can’t tell if the doggie is a boyboy or a girlgirl from yellow harnesses. And worse, leopard prints. I must tell Jan yiyi to buy my sigui a new blue collar. A thick one.


I want a first class suite on the A380

October 18th 2007 9:57 am
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I made a new friend today. She’s a sheepdog of sorts and her name is Mimi. She’s only a year old so she will have to call me mama. I wasn’t scared of her coz she’s not big and intimidating like Magic and Diva and so we played for a while, sniffing each other’s backside. Her owner said I am beautiful. He got that right.

Then we ran into Melmel and Chipchip. Chipchip ran away from me so I chased him, dragging Ah bee along behind me. I like Chipchip; he’s about the only dog who is scared of me. So he’s the only one I can chase. Sometimes I like to do the chasing. And he’s got them stunning blond eyebrows too.

Recently, I’ve developed a habit of knocking on Merrilyn’s door at night to get her to rub my belly. I would always lick whoever it is, and then plonk, I would lie down on the floor so that they can rub my belly. I am manipulative that way.


Fomfomfom’s sausage lips are back.

October 17th 2007 9:24 am
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She looks like crap. Ah bee wanted to bring her out for steamboat but she has changed her mind. She wouldn’t go anywhere with Fomfomfom. I wouldn’t go anywhere with myself, Fomfomfom said.

But I had to go to the gardens with Fomfomfom. It’s a good thing she didn’t scare anyone there. My Ah ma told her to go to a TCM physician since the dotters don’t seem to be able to help. Fomfomfom will have to ask the physician why she’s developed an allergy to prawns too. A woman with many ailments my second oma.

Okay, back to talking about me. I had to take a bath today. I didn’t really like it but Ah ma gave me extra loving’ coz I smell wonderful. I like.


Stupid rain

October 16th 2007 10:52 am
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I thought today would be a better day. It wasn’t. I am not happy. I didn’t get to go to the gardens. I haven’t missed the gardens in months. I shall go sulk now.


Best forgotten

October 15th 2007 10:21 am
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I had a most terrible day. It started in the morning. I started wheezing and honking at about 940a.m. It was serious. Ah bee said she has never seen me honk so bad before. She was just about to go to school when I felt unwell so she stayed at home. Ah bee has not missed a class in over a year now. It was that bad.

And so I honked sporadically, each time lasting about 30seconds. I can’t remember how many times I did, maybe 5 times over one hour or so. My 3 omas stayed with me, taking turns to comfort me. That useless Ah bee fell asleep in Cha’s room after a while. I was not allowed to go to the mahjong gals for a long time. My omas said that the only constant in my wheezing episodes is the mahjong gals. One of them must be wearing some cheap perfume that my Ping Ping is allergic to, said Fomfomfom. So I will be kept under close supervision whenever the mahjong gals are here.

And part 2 of the lousy day came at the gardens. Pesky ants, I don’t know where they came from, but I found them on my face when we were leaving. It was so itchy and them stupid ants, they bit me. I used my paw to sweep 2 of them off my face while we sped all the way home. Then I got cleaned up and I felt much much better.

What an upsetting day. I shall go to bed now and when I wake tomorrow, I will forget about today.


Ka chng ai ga lao lou lai

October 14th 2007 10:33 am
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My Ah ma’s brother came today and he said something in hokkien which, loosely translated, means “backside going to drop down”. *giggles* I think he was referring to me wagging my tail happily on seeing him. Still, I thought he should have put it in a more refined manner. Even though he was saying it as it was. But still. You know what I mean. *giggles*

I thought I’ve seen the end of Sunday night Korean dramedies since the new one is one serious drama. It seems like we’re seeing a delayed reaction of the Korean fever in this house. Fomfomfom and Ah bee were glued to the tv all night and they even cooked themselves Korean minced meat noodles to stuff themselves with while watching the show. Those are 700 calories a packet if you must know. Cha pointed to Ah bee’s tummy and said, “So round!” I hope she’s embarrassed. And that Cha, she ate one potato, one egg and drank milo. Bingeing like that and ignoring me is unacceptable behaviour. And that Fomfomfom had the check to ask me to call her Oma. Ggo ra ji ha go neun.


Kiss kiss Fomfomfom

October 13th 2007 10:09 am
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I am afraid I will have to give Melmel up to Diva. She’s got him good. Really I stand no chance against her. Melmel was kissing her in the gardens today. I saw him. And he was so gentle and he kissed her for such a long time. It was so sweet; you have to be there to see it for yourself. That was when I decided to give up Melmel as one of my boyfriends. He’s spoken for. But the cute and shy Chipchip, he’s still mine.

I had to face Fomfomfom the whole day. Sometimes, there are downsides to having big beautiful eyes like mine- I see too much. And today I saw too much of Fomfomfom. But I still love her all the same. She didn’t go to the Sammi Cheng concert so she could stay in to watch me. I heart Fomfomfom deep deep deep deep deep.


I overspent today

October 12th 2007 11:07 am
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I am very happy today coz I got to walk for an hour at the gardens. We didn’t meet many friends but still it was a most enjoyable walk. It had rained in the afternoon and the weather was just perfect. I didn’t even pant after. Fomfomfom let me walk everywhere and I could linger at the plants for as long as I wanted. Oh a duck did attempt to attack me but Ah bee was quick to scoop me up. Fomfomfom said she would find someone to assassinate that stupid duck and we will have it braised for dinner. Hmm, I think I will have to talk her outta it. I don’t want the police to catch her.

Oh oh! We saw a dead iguana in the gardens! Its white belly was facing up and it was so dead. Ah bee saw it and she said, “Argh!” Then she pointed it out to Fomfomfom and Fomfomfom went, “ARRRGHHHHHHH!” Silly gals, what’s a dead iguana. I was actually thinking of bringing it home to keep in a jar and I would give it as a present to my Sugar mummy. But I didn’t even get to go near it. Maybe tomorrow.


Puppy puppy

October 11th 2007 10:22 am
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The Japanese poodle, she scared me. She was chasing me and her oblivious owner let her. We ended up in a tangled mess and Ah bee got a rope burn on her shin from the retractable leash. And Fomfomfom is still gaga over her. So soft so soft, she kept saying. Grrr. I’ll have all of you know that I am so soft so soft too. Grumble grumble.

Ah bee taught me a lesson today. Cha had cooked a packet of Myojo beehoon and I smelt chicken. So I told Ah bee that I want the chicken from her packet if she cooks. Ah bee solemnly tells me that there is no chicken in there. Are you telling me not to trust my nose, I asked. She nodded and informed me that things aren’t always what they seem. Sometimes, bad bad people will deceive you on purpose- they’d make noodles smell like chicken when there isn’t chicken in there. Fomfomfom said that it’s too early for me to learn that but Ah bee said I’m almost 4. I understood all that Ah bee was trying to tell me. The next time, I will ask Fomfomfom to buy the expensive Taiwanese instant noodles. They have real meat in those.


Is no more

October 10th 2007 10:30 am
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Today is my birthday. I am three years and 10 months old. *giggles* Fomfomfom bought me a slice of walnut cake this time and it was delicious! Don’t tell Cha but Ah bee pinched the cake and gave it to me when she wasn’t looking. *giggles* Ah ma said no one celebrates monthly birthdays. No one likes celebrating birthdays that often. But that’s not true; it’s only the mouldie oldies who hate birthdays. Young things like me, we love birthdays.

In other news, the green sofa in the dining room is no more. I have no idea where it went but I know the strange men took it away. I loved the green sofa. I would sleep on it, puke on it, pee on it and use it as my little yellow handkerchief to clean my mouth. Green Sofa, you have served us well. I am not sure how the red sofa they carted down from Ah ma’s room will fare but I don’t really like it- it doesn’t quite have the depth you have. You will be missed.

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