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Ah bee has a bacterial infection in her big toe

April 12th 2009 8:05 am
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They scrubbed me clean and fluffy today and ah bee changed my name to fifi. I didn't like it and insisted my name is ah ping. Then she decided to give me a frenchier name and called me yvette. Fomfomfom said hello yvette so i said enchante.

I tapped ah bee on the shoulder and passed her my hiccups. She has been hiccupping ever since and I'm happy coz she is still calling me fifi.

 

They can't figure it out

April 11th 2009 9:18 am
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I suddenly got angry tonight. Ah bee had just given me my bottle which I had asked for. I was lounging alternately in her and fomfomfom's lap with it when I got angry. So I bit ah bee.

Her finger bled but blood couldn't assuage my anger. I snapped at anything that came close. Almost got fomfomfom's nose.

I went to bed seething, and my mamas were anxious and perplexed. They are so stupid they deserve to be perplexed.

 

Happy birthday to me!

April 10th 2009 8:48 am
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I am 5 years and 4 months today. There was no cake, I got salmon belly sashimi. I like bellies. Salmon bellies, pork bellies, pig stummy. All for the benefit of my favourite belly of all--mine. Giggles.

I fought with ah ma's slippers today. It was an epic battle, with ah ma screaming in the background, fomfomfom and ah bee cheering and my heart beating like war drums.

I won.

 

Finders keepers

April 9th 2009 7:13 am
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I found a 2 dollar note today. I picked it up, put it back, then picked it up again. I figured if I don't, some bum will, or the wind will blow it far far away. In any case, I thought the owner of the money has already bid the money farewell in his/her heart.

I went home and gave it to analyn. She was happy. Me too.

 

Ah ma says I'm a bright girl

April 8th 2009 7:18 am
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Ah ma taught me how to knock on doors today. She told me to knock on the door, I didn't know how to do it. So she knelt beside me and showed me exactly how I should do it. I learnt fast and ah ma was pleased.

Fomfomfom inside the bathroom wasn't so pleased.

 

Ah ma loves me and I love ah ma

April 7th 2009 8:50 am
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Today ah ma made me roast pork, as per my request yesterday. My opinion is this, if ah ma decides to set up shop to sell her roast pork, we'll make millions. Of shih tzus.

I nosed my way forcibly into ah ma's room at 11plus at night. Ah ma told me to switch off the lights before I go out. Meanwhile, ah ma was already under her blanket. I whined that I was too short, I can't reach the switch. Ah ma told fomfomfom to carry me so I can switch off the lights.

I ran out of the room before anyone could stop me and shouted to ah ma to off the lights herself. Giggles.

 

I love pig stummy

April 6th 2009 8:38 am
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Ah bee kept asking fomfomfom stupid riddles. Fomfomfom didn't know the answers coz they were so stupid. Like:

A maid entered a room and found marc anthony and cleopatra dead. There was no evidence of murder except for a broken bowl nearby. How did they die?

They were goldfish.

So stupid they almost gave me a stummyache.

 

Ah bee has an ingrown toenail

April 5th 2009 8:49 am
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Am ma told me today that people used to just throw their pets out onto the streets. Now they would bring them to the groomers and then doll them up, before throwing them on the streets. So that people may find them cute, hopefully, and adopt them.

I say, that's people with no conscience pretending to have half a conscience. Pui. I despise them.

 

Smelly Cat

April 4th 2009 8:46 am
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Fomfomfom sang to me as she fed me salmon sashimi for lunch today:

"Smelly cat, smelly cat
What am I feeding you?
Smelly cat, smelly cat
It's not your fault"

What I have to put up with to get some food around here.

 

Not too bright

April 3rd 2009 7:22 am
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I saw the baby with a lot of hair today. She was chewing her finger. I wagged my finger at her and told her solemnly she's going to get a stummyache if her finger ain't clean. Her maid explained she's teething, that's why she needs to chew. Apparently, sometimes she will throw her teething toy away and then chew on her finger. And then she will chew too hard and then she will cry.

I cupped my hands over my nose and mouth and tried not to laugh.

 
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