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2 white flags

November 5th 2009 7:26 am
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It rained, like, all day. They told me to forget about my evening walk. But pingping doesn't do forgetaboutit. I followed fomfomfom everywhere and looked at her with my big beautiful eyes all evening and she finally capitulated. We went down at 7pm when it was already pitch dark and all splooshy wet. Whee. We played for almost an hour.

Cha is still jetlagged, so useless she is. She went to bed at 8pm and locked my lamb ear in with her. I wanted it at 11pm so I knocked on her door. She opened the door and refused to give it to me. Then she closed the door as if that were the end of the matter. But nobody closes the door in pingping's face. So I persevered and knocked on the door until it opened and my lamb ear flew out.

Whee. We chinese have a saying: have perseverance, will needle. Pingping needled!


Good as gold

November 4th 2009 7:06 am
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I understand that gold has reached a record-busting price. I don't own any gold. How unhappy I am.

But fomfomfom came home with kangaroo sausages and gave me half a sausage. The rest she kept in my cabinet so I may whine for it all the time. I think I'll rather have sausages than gold.

That's how I keep happy.

p.s. auntie wenli told fomfomfom today, if you're happy and you know it, check again. Giggles.



November 3rd 2009 7:30 am
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I saw a birdie sitting on the carpet outside the gym today. I went up to say hi but she wasn't very friendly. Maybe she was injured and not in a good mood. She didn't like my nose touching her and fluttered hard and flew away.

I don't know how to fly.


Only 2 walks today

November 2nd 2009 9:02 am
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Ooh, how it rained today. It was so hot at 1pm fomfomfom cut short my walk and we went home to sit in an air con room. Then it promptly began to pour, right through till evening and I missed my evening walk.

How unhappy i am.


What's so funny

November 1st 2009 7:26 am
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Cha retired to her room after lunch today and didn't emerge until half past nine tonight. When she finally did, looking all confused and groggy, everyone burst into laughter. She said she woke up and panicked coz I wasn't sleeping in the room with her. They only laughed harder.

Can someone please explain the joke to me?



October 31st 2009 10:42 am
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Ah bee thought up a really cool costume for me. She'd go buy some purple leggings and I can be an octopus. I already have 4 legs and with my tail makes 5 tentacles. They thought of where they would attach 3 more but they thought I'll look asymetrical. So I told Ah bee they just have to stick 2 on my sides and I can be the 7-tentacled octopus. Then I will tell everyone I meet trick or treating that I battled a giant squid and won but lost a tentacle in the process.

Somehow along the way they decided maybe they can buy yellow leggings instead and I can be a banana. They said that'd save them a lot of work and the world from having to listen to my tall tale.

Somewhere further along the way (i.e. this afternoon) they brought me for a haircut and said I can be a little mouse instead of a banana.



Spicy wings

October 30th 2009 9:20 am
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I requested a little of what ah bee was eating. It was some duck wing cooked da szechuan style. I mean, da szechuan style. That's somethin'. Ah bee was impressed when I took it all in and asked for more. But I didn't get much coz they feared my stummy would be a-rumblin' all night.



Eeyore is back from NY

October 29th 2009 6:43 am
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Cha cha is back from New York!! She snuck back in the wee hours this morning at 1am, and I bounded up to her in a furry welcome. I expect an appreciation of USD $100. Thank you cha cha. In my shoebox please.

Which I will use to buy many many brown rats. Since ah bee didn't make good on her promise. So I went to the fence again today to try my luck. No brown rat. So I sniffed around a bush. No brown rat. Except that there was. Fomfomfom later told me the rat ran out from the bush from where I couldn't see and ran across the fence. I knew it. I could SMELL it.

Darn rat.


The one that got away

October 28th 2009 8:15 am
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I paced the fence today looking for a brown rat. It was grooming itself when I met it nose to nose, then it ran away. I walked up and down, hoping to make its acquaintance again but fomfomfom begged me to go home after 25 minutes of futile searching along 6 feet of fence. I refused and fomfomfom said ah bee will buy me a brown furry rat tomorrow if I would just give it up.

Ok then. Thank you ah bee!



October 27th 2009 8:02 am
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Yesterday, eliza made a startling discovery. She articulated it thus: sushi has a tongue!

Well, eh. So I have a tongue. Fomfomfom was stroking my head and eliza asked, what's that? Fomfomfom looked at me and said, that's sushi's eyebrow. Do you have eyebrows?

Eliza thought about it and said, I have lipstick.

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