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Smoke gets in their eyes

October 23rd 2007 10:10 am
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1.) We met a couple of Schnauzers in the gardens today. Their owner says they’re Double Trouble. I forgot to ask which one’s Double and which’s Trouble coz they were dragged away really quickly.

2.) The Dow did a deep-v today at about 11.30pm our time. Fomfomfom says it’s just like her cleavage.

3.) I smell the nicest in this house but my barang smells the worst. No one knows why.

4.) I have a new toy- it’s a ball of yellow raffia string. Ah ma hung the linen on it. I don’t think she is going to hang anything on it ever again after I am through with it.

5.) Ah bee says I look and behave like a little bandit. Because of the black around my eyes. And because wo hou sneeeeeeeeeaky. *giggles*


I didn't honk today

October 22nd 2007 9:22 am
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My Ah ma warned of a repeat of Black Monday twenty years ago. Economics, is all about cycles, she says. The Dow did drop 4% the whole of last week but it was nothing to scream at. Allow me to tell you about another thing that goes around in circles. And it gives you plenty to scream at too. Believe me- you would scream if you had seen this too.

Fashion, people, fashion goes around in cycles too. That is why Cha can’t wait for bell bottoms to be in again. She will break out her purchase from HK the moment bell bottoms are in vogue again. And it also explains why Fomfomfom and Ah bee dug out their jeans from donkey years ago. Fomfomfom was appalled, when she put on her old jeans, at how high waistlines were. She is going to be the most chic person around when waistlines go back to where they were. And Ah bee too. Ah bee says I will have to mention the jeans that she has been keeping for ten years. It’s red, highwaisted, skinny and cost her a bomb.

Mo gnan tai ah.


Jolly and gay on a Sabbath day

October 21st 2007 10:22 am
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Hmm, did I do anything worthy of mention today? Oh, after dinner, Merrilyn and I, we sat outside at the porch and she rubbed my belly. It was lovin’. And then I went up for more lovin’ from Ah ma. Then I got plenty of lovin’ from Fomfomfom when they were watching that horrid Sunday night Korean drama serial. It was a lovingly wonderful day.

In other new, we heard that Dumbledore is gay. I overheard Fomfomfom and Ah bee talking about it. No one in this house reads Harry Potter- Ah bee gave up after the first book- but we all know who Dumbledore is. Now we know what he is. He is gay. How utterly unnecessary.



October 20th 2007 1:47 pm
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I slept for the longest time after dinner today. So I was particularly energetic at night. They told me that it was time for bed but I wasn’t feeling sleepy. I wanted to play. So I jumped around. Growled at Fomfomfom. Chewed on Ah bee’s hands. Humped Cha’s leg. Demanded more tidbits. Wandered in and out of the room. Then Cha chased the two of them out and turned off the lights. I am writing this in the dark now so I shall stop here. It’s not good for my big beautiful eyes. So good night.


Boys and girls

October 19th 2007 11:23 am
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We met Ah bee’s friend at the gardens today. I’ve seen her once many many years ago when I was still a baby. She said I’ve grown a lot. I should think so. It would be mighty strange if I am still as tall as a milk carton. Now I reckon I am 2 milk cartons tall. *beams*

But I didn’t meet any of my friends so I was naturally a little rabid when I saw this Schnauzer-Poodle. I tried to chase him but was held back. It’s not fair the way they use my harness against my will. And speaking of my harness, Fomfomfom says she will buy me a new one. I told her I want a red one, like the one Diva has. Then people will know immediately that I am a girlgirl. The blue one I have now simply doesn’t cut it. What were they thinking?

Everyone should just have either red or blue harnesses. Yellows, greens, those are silly. You can’t tell if the doggie is a boyboy or a girlgirl from yellow harnesses. And worse, leopard prints. I must tell Jan yiyi to buy my sigui a new blue collar. A thick one.


I want a first class suite on the A380

October 18th 2007 9:57 am
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I made a new friend today. She’s a sheepdog of sorts and her name is Mimi. She’s only a year old so she will have to call me mama. I wasn’t scared of her coz she’s not big and intimidating like Magic and Diva and so we played for a while, sniffing each other’s backside. Her owner said I am beautiful. He got that right.

Then we ran into Melmel and Chipchip. Chipchip ran away from me so I chased him, dragging Ah bee along behind me. I like Chipchip; he’s about the only dog who is scared of me. So he’s the only one I can chase. Sometimes I like to do the chasing. And he’s got them stunning blond eyebrows too.

Recently, I’ve developed a habit of knocking on Merrilyn’s door at night to get her to rub my belly. I would always lick whoever it is, and then plonk, I would lie down on the floor so that they can rub my belly. I am manipulative that way.


Fomfomfom’s sausage lips are back.

October 17th 2007 9:24 am
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She looks like crap. Ah bee wanted to bring her out for steamboat but she has changed her mind. She wouldn’t go anywhere with Fomfomfom. I wouldn’t go anywhere with myself, Fomfomfom said.

But I had to go to the gardens with Fomfomfom. It’s a good thing she didn’t scare anyone there. My Ah ma told her to go to a TCM physician since the dotters don’t seem to be able to help. Fomfomfom will have to ask the physician why she’s developed an allergy to prawns too. A woman with many ailments my second oma.

Okay, back to talking about me. I had to take a bath today. I didn’t really like it but Ah ma gave me extra loving’ coz I smell wonderful. I like.


Stupid rain

October 16th 2007 10:52 am
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I thought today would be a better day. It wasn’t. I am not happy. I didn’t get to go to the gardens. I haven’t missed the gardens in months. I shall go sulk now.


Best forgotten

October 15th 2007 10:21 am
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I had a most terrible day. It started in the morning. I started wheezing and honking at about 940a.m. It was serious. Ah bee said she has never seen me honk so bad before. She was just about to go to school when I felt unwell so she stayed at home. Ah bee has not missed a class in over a year now. It was that bad.

And so I honked sporadically, each time lasting about 30seconds. I can’t remember how many times I did, maybe 5 times over one hour or so. My 3 omas stayed with me, taking turns to comfort me. That useless Ah bee fell asleep in Cha’s room after a while. I was not allowed to go to the mahjong gals for a long time. My omas said that the only constant in my wheezing episodes is the mahjong gals. One of them must be wearing some cheap perfume that my Ping Ping is allergic to, said Fomfomfom. So I will be kept under close supervision whenever the mahjong gals are here.

And part 2 of the lousy day came at the gardens. Pesky ants, I don’t know where they came from, but I found them on my face when we were leaving. It was so itchy and them stupid ants, they bit me. I used my paw to sweep 2 of them off my face while we sped all the way home. Then I got cleaned up and I felt much much better.

What an upsetting day. I shall go to bed now and when I wake tomorrow, I will forget about today.


Ka chng ai ga lao lou lai

October 14th 2007 10:33 am
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My Ah ma’s brother came today and he said something in hokkien which, loosely translated, means “backside going to drop down”. *giggles* I think he was referring to me wagging my tail happily on seeing him. Still, I thought he should have put it in a more refined manner. Even though he was saying it as it was. But still. You know what I mean. *giggles*

I thought I’ve seen the end of Sunday night Korean dramedies since the new one is one serious drama. It seems like we’re seeing a delayed reaction of the Korean fever in this house. Fomfomfom and Ah bee were glued to the tv all night and they even cooked themselves Korean minced meat noodles to stuff themselves with while watching the show. Those are 700 calories a packet if you must know. Cha pointed to Ah bee’s tummy and said, “So round!” I hope she’s embarrassed. And that Cha, she ate one potato, one egg and drank milo. Bingeing like that and ignoring me is unacceptable behaviour. And that Fomfomfom had the check to ask me to call her Oma. Ggo ra ji ha go neun.

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