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Run that by me again

January 3rd 2010 6:05 am
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Yesterday Ah bee and I met Eliza, Nicky and Benben downstairs. Nicky proudly informed Ah bee that he will be going to school with Eliza tomorrow. Because he is four years old this year. Pooh, he's just a baby. They all are.

After a while Ah bee picked me up and told Eliza that we were going home. Without missing a beat and in all seriousness, she said to Ah bee, "Your mother will be so proud."

I think her mother is the one who should be proud.


A smelly interruption

January 2nd 2010 9:12 am
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Ah bee brought me down this morning for my walk and about 15 minutes into the walk, she picked me up and headed straight for home. Because no one was around to look after me, she made the quick decision of bringing me into the bathroom with her and making me watch her poop.

I dutifully sat by her feet while she finished what had to be done. I am the perfect doggie you never had.

But the next time she does this to me, I'm calling SPCA.


New year party

January 1st 2010 7:09 am
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Ah ma invited my sister and brother and sugar mummy over for a party today. I was so happy to see them that we all did a dance. Then I sniffed at my sister zhuzhu's backside and she got angry and growled at me. My brother coco didn't want zhuzhu to growl at his little sister me, so he fought with her. We didn't expect that at all so by the time we pulled them apart, zhuzhu was bleeding underneath her left eye. A tiny piece of her lower eyelid was no more, and we were shocked. Luckily her eyeball wasn't hurt so we took it as a lesson to zhuzhu for being so naughty.

I was innocent in the entire episode so no one scolded me. My poor sugar mummy was so rattled by her naughty offspring that she kept drooling. We fixed a towel with a hole in its middle on her as a bib. Jolene yiyi sent them home soon afterwards and we continued with our party.

And I think everyone drank too much happy juice and now ah bee wants to make me go to bed and it's not even 11pm. I guess I'm tired too. Night!


Happy New Year

December 31st 2009 9:34 am
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There is this song I really like and I sing it all the time. But I only know the chorus and we never found out the title of the song or how the whole song goes. We've tried googling and youtubing but nothing came up. For years I could only repeat the chorus over and over again.

Until tonight we saw it being performed at one of the countdown programmes. And we got the title of the song. What luck! I shall go learn the whole song. One can only sing the chorus this many times.

My year got off a really good start. I hope yours did too!


Killer litter

December 30th 2009 6:56 am
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Someone has been throwing wet toilet paper from high above. The entire row of cars parked downstairs were covered with the unsightly stuff. Our white car was a victim too, poor car. I really wonder what's wrong with people these days. So horrid. I hope the person gets caught before he/she graduates to throwing refrigerators down.

So horrid. Ruby's owners are horrid too. Turns out they didn't go out of the country. I hope karma will befall them in a satisfactory way. Maybe in the form of a refrigerator.


That's why we hate people

December 29th 2009 7:58 am
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My coco gorgor is finally back from the hospital. He'd stayed there for 2 days and I heard he was real sad coz he'd thought his family didn't want him anymore. He didn't sleep or eat or pee or poo and when he finally went home, he was real happy. And he promptly shat the turkey bones out.

The story wasn't so happy for poor ruby, the golden retriever downstairs. I heard she fractured her leg and her family put her in the spca. There was talk the family went out of the country, but I think that's a poor excuse. They could have looked for another family for poor ruby. And the fact that they dumped her as soon as she fractured her leg just stinks. It reminds me of my poor gorgor Lucky, bless his doggie soul in heaven.

I dissuaded fomfomfom from setting their house on fire.


My poor gorgor is still in hospital

December 28th 2009 8:14 am
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Just now I was sitting in fomfomfom's lap with my lamb ear when I just got angry. So I started huffing and puffing and ah bee and fomfomfom started laughing at me. That made me angrier and I growled and barked and tried to bite fomfomfom. They didn't know when to stop and ah bee whipped out a camera and took a video of me getting angry.

I got so angry I chewed up the lamb's ear. Fomfomfom and ah bee are really infuriating sometimes.


No bones everyone

December 27th 2009 7:28 am
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My gorgor is in the hospital. My Ah yi mama thought it would be okay giving him the turkey bone. It's not. Coz he swallowed a part of it and started throwing up. The xray showed that the bone was kinda stuck. It's moving down but really slowly. They are going to observe him tonight and if it's still not passed out by tomorrow, he's going to have to undergo surgery to remove it. Can't have the bone causing a blockage. Poor gorgor. I hope he'd be fine.

I dunno who came up with the dogseatbones nonsense. Never give us bones. More likely than not, it'd either be stuck like what happened to my brother, or the splinters will cause internal bleeding. You don't want either to happen.



December 26th 2009 8:25 am
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Ah bee tells me their favourite chicken wing auntie is back in business at Newton. That is fantastic news. I will be sure to send Fomfomfom to get me some.

Now if only that woman would come back already. It's past my bedtime.



Merry Christmas everybody!

December 25th 2009 8:36 am
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We had turkey today. I didn't have turkey skin though; I'm not allowed to coz it's apparently toxic for us. Like grapes are toxic. And chocolates. And onions. And lotsa other things.

So I had turkey. And lotsa other tidbits. Jolene yiyi came and I told her to take two packets of my tidbits to bring home to my Sugar mummy. It's unfortunate I didn't get to spend the day with my Sugar mummy. Coz the last time we spent Christmas together, I fought with my siblings. But it's okay. Fomfomfom said she will ask my Sugar mummy, my sister and my brother over on New Year's day next week.

I cannot wait. I hope there will be turkey.

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