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TGIF because it means it will be Saturday tomorrow

March 28th 2008 10:51 am
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My Ah gong is a little senile I think. He doesn’t think. Just now he forgot to pull the plastic board across after he came in from the garden and so I happily went out to the garden by myself. I was busy welcoming passers-by when Ah bee came home. She waved to me, thinking that I was under supervision. I barked at her and that was when Fomfomfom thought I sounded like I was outside instead of in the living room where she thought I was. So I had to come in. But it was alright coz we had a visitor. Her name is Cheryl. I don’t know who she is or why she’s here but they didn’t let me go lick her. Bummer.

I can’t wait for tomorrow!

 

Fomfomfom can go join the circus

March 27th 2008 10:41 am
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I was a little bored just now so Ah bee told Fomfomfom to do something to keep me entertained. She started juggling. That was pretty good. I should get her a unicycle. That would be fun.

After the juggling, she brought her hands to her mouth and there was this strange noise that came from her palms. I think she kept a little bird in her hands and she squeezed the poor thing to make it sing. Otherwise there is no way those sounds would come from her palms. It’s the poor little bird. That must be it. Fomfomfom is a cruel woman. So I barked at her to let the bird go. I don’t know how she does it but she manages to hide the poor baby everytime I look in her hands. Someone stop her!

 

Meow

March 26th 2008 10:30 am
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We had muffins today. Fomfomfom got them from that famous bakery at Chun Tin Road. They don’t really look like muffins to me; in fact they look more like cupcakes. But they were sold as muffins so muffins they are. We had chocolate, pandan, banana and walnut muffins. I had a walnut one. It was quite wonderful. And inadequate. You can’t just have one of those things. Five is more like it. I must remind Fomfomfom to buy more of them muffins. Burp!

We had a visitor tonight. He’s my Ah ma’s nephew so that makes him my uncle. He came over at 10plus and didn’t leave till after midnight. I was so tired coz it was past my bedtime. But I can’t possibly leave them and go to bed; I’m a good hostess. So I chopchop ate, peed and drank water after he left. Then I collapsed onto my mattress.

Good night world.

 

Her Tutu Highness

March 25th 2008 9:44 am
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I thought today would be a good day. After all, I got to go to the gardens at 9.30am. That rarely happens and I was hoping it meant I could go a second time in the evening. It was downhill from then on.

First I threw up my lunch. And I didn’t feel like eating anything else so I went empty-stomach. Then I thought we were going to the gardens a second time but somehow we ended up at the vet’s. The vet woman, she gave me an injection, fed me a deworming pill, checked my ears and squeezed my backside. I don’t like her. So I pooped in her hands. Hrmph. Half an hour later, I threw up coz I was too hungry. Fomfomfom immediately called the vet woman who said we will have to deworm again next month when I go in to get my backside squeezed. Bleah. And I had to take a bath.

UM!

 

A half eaten kibble

March 24th 2008 8:50 am
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MJ resumed today. The MJ girl who went to Japan came back and taught Ah bee a lesson on how to go to the hot springs without exposing yourself to the whole world. I don’t understand why everyone is so self-conscious. We must all be comfortable in our own skins. Just look at me. I don’t need no clothes.

It started raining halfway into our walk so Cha, Ah bee and I, we ducked into a pavilion. We spent about 15 minutes in there and killed two mozzies. I had to take a shower after that but I guess it could have been worse- I bet none of my friends got to go to the gardens today. Maybe Magic and Diva with their Outward Hounds but no one else.

 

Farting under the covers

March 23rd 2008 9:13 am
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We found Ah bee’s coffee mug. Ah gong appropriated it. I don’t know why he would be interested in a decoloured plastic mug full of coffee stains but he can keep it. Ah bee doesn’t want it back anymore. She wants to warn everyone to stay away from her milk cup though. She would be really angry if that one is gone too.

I had the runs today coz I ate too much deu dor last night. Ah bee was cleaning my backside with a piece of tissue and I wanted her to carry me when she was done. So she folded the piece of tissue and put it into her pocket before picking me up. There isn’t a bin around, she says. Then we heard very loud giggles. So we turned around and saw three kids laughing. One of them said, “She put it in her pocket!” Ah bee kept telling Fomfomfom that there wasn’t a bin around and that she folded the piece of tissue already. So defensive. Tsk.

Cha was trying to teach me how to play fetch just now. So silly. I already know how to play it. I just don’t feel like fetching most of the time. But I was in a good mood just now and so I fetched about 5 times for her. That made her really happy. Doesn’t take much.

 

Sexy is how sexy

March 22nd 2008 10:07 am
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We felt really really really smug today coz it started POURING after we came back from my walk. *beams*

We’ve got very unhappy people in the house today. Cha and Ah ma quarreled for an hour in the morning. Then Ah gong and Ah ma got mad at Fomfomfom coz of a phonecall from tai ma. Then Fomfomfom got really mad at Ah ma and Ah gong. She refused to eat her dinner and instead had a bag of Twisties and two tomatoes for dinner. Yes, very very unhappy people. I hope they will snap out of it soon. It’s interfering with my belly rubs and playtime.

In other news, Ah bee would like to offer five dollars to anyone who can find her coffee mug. It’s a grey plastic mug which she has been using for her kopi o for the past decade. She’s devastated that it’s gone missing and she has been finding her coffee utterly tasteless these days.

Fomfomfom wants everyone to know that she stepped on a mosquito today. And killed it. She’s good.

 

Dr No's XP Hears A Who, Too

March 21st 2008 9:08 am
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We were feeling really smug today coz it started raining two minutes after my walk. For once we came out tops. *beams*

We were watching a programme called “The World’s Richest People” and they featured the boss of Chick-Fil-A. He has 1.2 billion dollars and that came from selling chicken burgers. Fomfomfom was so inspired she decided that we should sell burgers too. We were thinking of a name for our burger and we came up with Dr No’s XP Hears A Who Too Gai Bao. They decided it’s quite a mouthful so we shall shorten it to Lulu’s Gai Bao. My paw print will be our trademark. *giggles*

Anyway, we came up with the complete menu already. There are 7 items. The Lulu Gai Bao obviously is the burger. Original. Then we have the Ah gong set. It will come with sweet potato porridge, sans the hamburger buns. The Ah ma set will be sweet. The Cha is the skinny so it’s just the patty. The Fom comes will special chilli sauce. The Ah bee is three Lulu Gai Baos. Merrilyn’s Special will come with flowers. *giggles*

I think I am going to need more shoesboxes; my present one can’t keep 1.2 billion dollars.

 

Sexy Ma for President!

March 20th 2008 9:31 am
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An Australian couple stopped and asked if they could pat me in the gardens today. They said I remind them of their doggie back home and that they miss their doggie a lot. I am sure- Fomfomfom can’t even go out for two hours without missing me.

I was welcoming passers-by in the garden today, when 7 dogs walked by. There were 2 mongrels, one Chihuahua, one midsized golden doggie I don’t recognize, two big poodles and one small poodle. I thought the small poodle is the baby of the two big poodles but Fomfomfom informed me that they were both male. Oh. Maybe they adopted.

Ah ma is all geared up for the Taiwan presidential elections on Saturday. She informed everyone that she is not going to cook on Saturday coz she’d be glued to the TV all day long. I am kinda sick of Taiwan already. When she said we’re going up to watch tv, my tail fell immediately. Nehmind, just a couple more days of this madness. I hope Sexy Ma wins.

I love the two tennis balls my sigui got for me. The only thing is that I can’t make up my mind which one I like better and I can only play with one at a time. Decisions decisions. In the end I played with the pink one coz I’m a girl.

 

Black white and green

March 19th 2008 9:24 am
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It started raining at around noon and didn’t let up until nearly 5. Yes, it was really wet at the gardens. *splash splash sploosh sploosh!* We saw Sophia. She wasn’t trying to eat flowers today; she was busy looking at the fish in the pond. I like Sophia- she’s a very happy baby. Babies are no good sullen.

And we met a Beagle. I think he’s a puppy. I saw him in the distance and I started barking at him. He’s new and I thought I should let him know that I am the Queen around here. I didn’t count on them coming over. And they came over so quick too; I hardly had time to jump on Ah bee. He was trying to jump on Ah bee too and I almost clawed my way up her head trying to get away from him. She kept complaining that I got grass all over her. Hello, I didn’t tell them to mow the field and I certainly did not make it rain. And stop calling me Lulu. I’m no Lulu. Hmph.

 
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