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Kuai kuai long ti tong

December 4th 2008 6:23 am
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I don't know what that means. I just saw it on tv. No doubt the mystery will be revealed to us in the coming days.

I took a bath today. Just when I thought I was squeaky clean, fomfomfom picked out 3 grass seeds from the side of my belly. They were clinging to my fur and they took a shower too. It's the kind of seed that appears in your primary three science textbook.

I'm only in primary one.


The bus conductor brought the bus into the terminal

December 3rd 2008 7:14 am
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Fomfomfom brought me on my afternoon walk today. We met lightning, mimi and janice. Lightning was so happy to see me she tried to jump over mimi to get to me. But she fell onto mimi instead and they got into a fight. So I watched them fight and it was so silly. Giggles.

At night we watched a documentary with ah ma and it was about this poor woman who tried to get back her lions. It was captivating and sad. We thought it could become a movie, so dramatic it was. Later ah bee played with me and said I was naughtier than the lion cub.

I was insulted so I bared my teeth and said "Rrrra!"


When I grow up I want to be a conductor

December 2nd 2008 7:11 am
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They flooded the balcony today and I jumped in to play. But ah bee shouted at me and I came back in a big hurry. While I wiped my feet, ah bee gave me a science lesson.

So there are only 4 things in the world that are perfect circles. Ripples, tree trunks and my big eyes.

At night I watched tv with ah ma and there was a conductor at work. A music conductor, not a bus conductor. It seemed quite easy. I just wave a baton about and have lots of expression on my face. Then I thought, my face is expressionless. But I can aways make it up with my tail. A little wave to the right, the drums come in. A quick shudder to the left, the trumpets blare.

Once more, with feeling.


Tired out

December 1st 2008 7:39 am
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We heard this morning that a young cousin scored real badly in her primary school leaving examinations. We all thought it very strange, how hard can primary school exams be? I spoke loudly until they reminded me I have been in primary one for several years and still don't know many words. Then I closed my eyes and pretended to sleep.

In the afternoon I played catching with ah bee. We were downstairs and I chased ah bee all over the place. I was so tired out I slept after dinner until bedtime. I only woke up so I can go to bed.


Ah bee is a honey bee and fomfomfom is a wasp

November 30th 2008 7:29 am
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There's this game called crazy daisy that ah bee likes to play. I don't like the game coz they like to play it and it takes both hands so I get less belly rubs. Sometimes they play it and I don't get to sleep at night. I would glare at them until they put it away, especially ah bee who is rather obtuse and needs a good glare.

Yesterday, ah bee taught ah ma to play the stupid game too. I wish a speedy death upon the palm and going by the sounds it makes, I think it's near.


Only 4 years old!

November 29th 2008 9:16 am
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I didn't want to eat kibble this morning coz I had no appetite. I only wanted my biscuit. But cha was inflexible and cruel and she said no. So I went hungry. Later ah ma studied me and said I was starting to look old. Her heart softened and she gave me a biscuit, bless my ah ma.

I told cha, nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh nyeh.


You are my sunshine

November 28th 2008 8:41 am
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Something very unfortunate happened to someone Fomfomfom knows. Everyone was shocked. I guess it hit too close to home this time. But nothing in my little doggy world has changed so I am comforted.

Today the security guard uncle took a picture of me. I like him better than the other one. He gives good massages and he remembers my name. The other one calls me goodboy everytime he sees me. Sometimes he calls me goodgirl too. He is so confused I don't know where to start.

Lemme tell you about my biscuits. Cha says that I am only allowed one biscuit after I eat my kibble. That is the rule. I hear her loud and good. So last night, I ate one kibble and I told Ah bee I wanted to claim my biscuit. Ah bee said she wants to box me. Just now at supper, I ate 2 kibbles and I told Fomfomfom I wanted that biscuit. Fomfomfom wanted to box me too. Then Cha says that I have to eat at least 20 kibbles before I get a biscuit. These people are trying to pull an Animal Farm on me but I didn't bite. I'm principled.

Now if only I can stop thinking about that biscuit.


El cheapo

November 27th 2008 7:32 am
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Cha said this morning she may want to buy a wii coz its price has dropped some. I was excited, coz I thought then I would be able to play the dance game. There would be a mat, won't there, and I can jump jump jump on the mat. I can compete with fomfomfom and I'm sure I'd win. Cha said there's a yoga game and I can do yoga too. I'd stand on one leg and clasp my hands together and say "om". I won't fall over coz my tail will be like another leg. I can keep fit with ah ma.

Then cha said the price hasn't dropped to her satisfaction and maybe she won't buy the wii after all. I was disappointed. Cha said if it's games i want, she can switch on the xbox for me and she'd put on the legend on the drunken bastards for me. I declined. Drunken what-stards, compared to yoga? What lack of sophistication.

At night I made fomfomfom watch the little nonya with me. Coz I'm a little non. I watched it upside down while enjoying a belly rub and fomfomfom watched it right side up. I'm sure our enjoyment was the same.


Leaves don't grow on trees. Not here they don't.

November 26th 2008 7:19 am
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I found a leaf on the balcony just now. It was all dried up and crisp, the way I like my leaves. I love leaves. I love picking them up and tearing them into tiny pieces. I haven't done that since we moved. There were plenty of leaves where we used to stay but none here. Until I found one just now that is.

I was so delighted with my find I trooped off to Ah ma's room with it. I jumped on the sofa and began tearing the leaf into bits. Ah ma was horrified because I was leaving leaf bits all over her sofa. She tried to take my precious leaf away from me. So I bit her.

She got really mad at me and she scolded me. That didn't really bother me. So she kept scolding me and I just stared into space. She said she would scold me for two days. I didn't care. And then she said I would not get any meat for two days.

I can't have that so I went over and licked her hand immediately. Ah ma laughed and gave me a belly rub and that was the end of that little episode.

Ah ma loves me and I love Ah ma.


Tail waggin' da dog

November 25th 2008 7:22 am
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I was like fomfomfom's shadow today. I followed her everywhere all afternoon. Cha asked why fomfomfom is in cha's room. I can stay but fomfomfom is not welcome. Fomfomfom explained that since her shadow is here, she must follow.

Then fomfomfom was chased out and I followed.

Ah gong helped me put on my leash so that I may go for my afternoon walk. I guess it was the first time but I was in no mood to savour it coz my walk beckoned.

My walk is very important.

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