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Child abuse

March 19th 2010 9:45 am
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Today karen wanted to go pee pee but her maid refused to bring her to the toilet coz she was busy talking on her cellphone and karen was wearing diapers. So karen went alone and was away for 10 minutes before public pressure forced the disgusting maid to go check on her. They emerged with karen crying and the maid holding her pants in her hands. We don't know what happened to karen when she was alone in the toilet.

The mercedes buddhist uncle who saw everything was livid. And fomfomfom was so guilty she didn't go into the toilet after karen coz she had to look after me. We were very disturbed all night over the episode, but conceded nothing can be done.

The parents ought to be shot.

 

The beginning of the end

March 18th 2010 7:30 am
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Oh no, ah ma's finally gone and done it! Now ah ma's got unrestricted access to the casino for a year!

And she and fomfomfom are going a-gambling again tomorrow. I've thought of a way to make the money last. Fomfomfom will go to the roulette table and buy black and red simultaneously. With luck she can play for an entire day.

I'm so smart.

 

When I grow up...

March 17th 2010 9:19 am
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Eliza wants to drive a bus coz it can carry a lot of people. Amanda says she wants to drive a big car. Nicky doesn't mind driving an aeroplane.

Me, I don't do drive. I only do driven around.

Kids. Stupido.

 

School holidays special

March 16th 2010 9:34 am
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Of course ah ma lost most of what she'd won yesterday.

I was so caught up in documenting ah ma's casino shenanigans that I forgot to mention, my car arrived yesterday! Sheldon is his name, and he's a spankin' new red mini cooper. I was the first passenger and fomfomfom drove me around the estate. I didn't really like it coz it smells funny and I don't know how to drive it. I prefer my remote controlled cooper.

But it's mine and all the kids must ask my permission before they can sit in it. Eliza and Mashita took rides today and left shoeprints on the back of the front seats. Amanda has arranged for a ride tomorrow at 9am.

I'll start charging money next week.

 

Casino Wind-Cloud

March 15th 2010 7:03 am
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How many times can red turn up on the roulette table consecutively? I dunno, but I certainly can write more consecutive entries on ah ma and her casino shenanigans.

Anyway, ah ma made some money at the roulette table for once today. But since she's going again tomorrow, we can kiss the money goodbye.

Goodbye, money. It was nice knowing you.

 

I know this is my 4th straight entry on Ah ma

March 14th 2010 8:45 am
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but I really need to write this down - the woman is off to the casino tomorrow again! And we know for sure she's going again next week with another bunch of people. That makes three straight weeks. And she says we shouldn't buy her the year pass. But only because she wants to see if she likes the other casino better.

I think I need to hide my shoebox.

 

Incorrigible!

March 13th 2010 11:22 am
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Ah bee told Ah ma she was going out and Ah ma asked excitedly, "Are you going to the casino?"

Yes it's official. Someone should sign Ah ma up for gamblers anonymous.

 

Incorrigible

March 12th 2010 8:19 am
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We woke up this morning and realised ah ma was missing. All we had was a note stuck on the tv saying she'd gone to the casino. We asked the maid and she hadn't seen ah ma either. Ah ma went out before day broke!

And to think she was adamant she won't go again when we asked her last night. Gamblers! Bah.

 

Whither ah ma?

March 11th 2010 7:26 am
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Ah ma went out with ah bee early in the morning and I didn't see her the whole day after that. Fomfomfom told me she's gone to the casino to gamble. Very bad, gambling, that. It used to be when ah ma had to take a plane to go gambling, now she can take a bus to gamble, we should be very worried.

Ah ma re-emerged at 10-plus at night, looking worn-out. I didn't know gambling's such hard work. Of course she lost money.

 

Sad day

March 10th 2010 8:49 am
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Today Spottie was put down. His illness was incurable and he had been suffering for some time, I guess to relieve him of his pain was the right thing to do. But I still feel very sad coz he's so young. Sometimes, life's just too hard.

And then ah bee almost killed someone today. It was raining and a motorcyclist slipped and tumbled right into her path. It took all of the emergency brake to avoid running over him. I shudder to think if ah bee couldn't brake in time. Or if the car behind couldn't.

And it's my birthday and no one remembered. Sigh.

 
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