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Keropok!

July 6th 2007 11:48 am
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Ah ma and Ah bee fried keropok today. Guess who had plenty of keropok? Giggles.

In other news, the fan tried to attack me just now. I scared it off with 3 ferocious barks. Ah bee tried to calm me down by singing me a song. It was horrible. *shudders* I don’t even want to talk about it.

 

*beams*

July 5th 2007 8:28 am
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I met Phoebe and a black Schnauzer in the gardens today. The black Schnauzer’s owner didn’t recognize me coz I had a haircut. But she did say that I have the sweetest smile.

Ha!

 

Stupid stupid

July 4th 2007 8:22 am
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I’ve decided that I don’t want to be fed, kibble by kibble. It is my prerogative to change my mind.

I had a hair cut today. Fomfomfom was pretty mad coz we had to wait for over an hour before it was my turn. And when it finally my turn, some Maltese cut queue and got his nails cut first. And his owner, not knowing that Ah bee was the proud mama of a Shih Tzu, pointed to another dog in the cage and said, “Oh, that one is a Shih Tzu, the stupid breed.” Ah bee shot her a dirty look which she didn’t see. Later she asked Fomfomfom if I was a Schnauzer. She doesn’t know her dogs very well- first time someone mistook me for a Schnauzer. While she was still talking to Fomfomfom, Ah bee stood between them, with her back to the woman and started talking to Fomfomfom, cutting their conversation short. I hope she got the message, that stupid woman. Bah.

So my hair is very short now. Merrilyn is not too happy coz she loves my beautiful long hair.

Me too.

 

C'est too much

July 3rd 2007 11:27 am
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I’ve decided that I will only eat when someone feeds me, kibble by kibble. Fomfomfom didn’t know so I had to bark at her. Took me about 10 barks before I got through her thick skull. Tsk.

The cats on the ledge have returned. Actually, only the mama cat and one of the little kitties. Who is not such a little kitty anymore. That little thing is c’est too much I tell you- he ate all of the tidbits that Ah bee threw to his mama. Tsk.

 

Ah bee MIA-ed the whole day

July 2nd 2007 12:21 pm
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She didn’t come back in time to bring me to the gardens and neither did she bathe me. And she was knocked out for a couple of hours after dinner. That poor girl, she must be exhausted from running around the whole day. What she did today was important, she did what Ah ma has been trying to get Fomfomfom and Cha to do.

 

Giggles

July 1st 2007 10:38 am
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My Ah yi mamas came today and I spent the entire day with the three sisters. The Hoon sisters, not the Koh sisters. Giggles. Ah yi mama told me stories about my Sugar mummy, jiejie and korkor. I miss them already. Sigh. My Ah yi mama also told us many stories about Ah ma when she was young. I didn't know Ah ma was young once. Giggles.

Anyway, moving on to happier things, I met many friends in the gardens today. And I made a new friend. Her name is Cody I think and she is only 5 months old. But she is huge; she’s a Lab. She kept licking Fomfomfom and Ah bee’s hands and she even tried to jump on Ah bee. Very playful that one. We also met Madame Butterfly. She was with another dog, his name is Xiao Qiang aka Charlie. Giggles. I never thought I would meet another Xiao-something. Great minds, they think alike.

Ah bee went to buy crabs at her favorite stall but the usual auntie wasn’t there so she bought from this dodgy uncle. He showed her three fat crabs. Which turned into three puny crabs when she got home. What an idiot.

 

I don't know where my battery is.

June 30th 2007 11:42 am
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We went to the gardens today and bumped into Cousin Ziming. Actually he’s Uncle Ziming to me. He was the one who came to our house when I was 4 weeks old and asked me, where’s your battery? Anyway, Fomfomfom and Ah bee ran away from him and his girlfriend coz they didn’t want to have to make small talk. So we took a different route today. I don’t like it that way. I refused to walk and Ah bee had to carry me. We left the gardens within 10 minutes I think. I didn’t poop there so when we got back, we took a walk around the neighbourhood. And I finally pooped.

 

Om...

June 29th 2007 11:15 am
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The best thing in my life is Ah ma. Going to the gardens and eating tidbits come a close second. Everything else is pretty much unimportant. Not everyone is as simple and easily contented as I am though. Like my Ah ma. Who was complaining that she sold her stocks too early and lost out on more profit. I tried to tell her that making less money beats losing money any day. I don’t think she heard me.

 

Bullseye!

June 28th 2007 12:08 pm
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I heard that bird’s nest soup is good for the complexion so I told Ah ma to put some on my belly. Then I will have the smoothest belly around. I think she didn’t hear me coz I didn’t get no bird’s nest soup on my belly. Instead, I got Fomfomfom saying she wants to draw a bullseye on my belly so that the mozzie will know where to bite. I think she's mad.

 

Oh happy day!

June 27th 2007 10:35 am
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I am feeling much better today, thank you very much. The anesthesia has passed out of my beautiful little body and I feel my strength returning. Cha and Fomfomfom brought me to the gardens today. I met Kait and Phoebe there. The three of us, we chase one another and sniffed one another’s backsides. It was so much fun; I had such a good time. I hope I will bump into them tomorrow again. The next time I bump into them, I will get Fomfomfom to take down their numbers. Then I can call them and arrange for a playdate at the gardens. Beams.

Ah ma is back! She didn’t lose all her money this time. This is very rare I tell you. Not as rare as her winning money at the casino though. That is not rare; more like an impossibility.

 
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