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$0.96, 48 minutes and no poopie

January 30th 2007 6:19 am
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Today I went to the botanical gardens. My walk lasted a grand total of 48 minutes. I know because the parking charge was $0.96. Ah bee said that I spent money I didn’t have again. I don’t understand what the big fuss is about- just get the money from Ah gong. I love my Ah gong because he pays for all my bills and expenses. And he gives me the best massages. And he doesn’t clean my ears/ make me take baths. Yes, I love Ah gong.

Anyway, 48 minutes is the longest I have had so far. My walks usually last about 20 minutes. Oh, I got all of them so exasperated because after 48 minutes, there was still no sign of my poopie! You see, I realized something- the sooner I gave them my poopie, the shorter will be my walk. So I decided that I wouldn’t give them my poopie so early into the walk. And true enough, I got an extra half hour!

I should do this more.

 
 

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