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Conclusions

October 2nd 2006 8:09 am
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Ah ma says I'm a smelly girl. The cheek of her. I told her she didn't bathe me coz she was lazy. And anyway I'm not smelly. I just smell doggy. Fomfomfom loves to smell my paw. She says it smells heavenly.

The conclusion of the above paragraph is that ah ma is lazy.

But I forgive ah ma. Ah ma turned in really early today, like 8 plus pm. I slept with her, we held hands. We slept together for a long time, I walked out of the room only at 10 plus. Then ah gong gave me a belly rub and said he wanted to beat me up coz I was having such a good time. I told him to beat me up if he dared. He just rubbed my belly.

The conclusion of the above paragraph is that ah gong is a ninny-fart spray.

All that concluding is making me tired. I know, my powers of deduction are rare. But I'm not going to pursue a doctorate or something, as most might expect. My gift is for the betterment of my family. I work to tell them what they really are, so that they may strive to do better.

I'm so busy.

 
 

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