Happy Bithday to ME!

Well just in case NO ONE except Dogster staff noticed, it's MY birthday.
PSssstt, I can't believe my parents didn't do ANYTHING special for me. They get an F minus Grade. I am soooo hurt. Did I get a new bone, Nope. Did I get a New chew Toy, Nope! Did I get any special hats or a special party with my Birth Mom & Birth Dad, Birth brothers, Birth sister, No, NO, and guess what ...NO. And after all that Father expects me to go poopy when he wants me to. Yea right, I'm on strike.
And then to make matters worse father takes My Brother on a walk today, AND goes and see's Grandma, Grandpa, Uncle Fritz, and Cousin Bert! Oh but wait it gets worse, Father returns with brother, feeds me then Bounces out. No walk, no play time with just me...Nathan...Like I said I'm on Strike!
Forget this.

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My Trip to Stinson Beach

My parents took my brother Kekoa & I to Stinson Beach and we had lots of fun. I'm going through what my parent's call a "Rock Fetish Phase" because I like to pick up rocks in my mouth and attempt to chew on them. So, as soon as we got to the beach, I put my face in the sand and tried to eat it... and instantly I thought, "YUM, GROUND UP ROCKS!"

Everybody who walked by me just had to come over and pet me because I am soooo cute! The ooohhed & aaahhed at me and I just ate it all up! I just love people... oh and rocks, don't forget rocks!

"Stinson Beach Rocks!"

Well, were do I start:

Almost 2 months ago, my parents took me away from my littermates and renamed me. I went from being "Oscar" as in bologna to Q-Tip as in the ear swab! I guess you could say that my parents are a little out of the norm. After all; isn't the name Q-Tip usually for either a small or fluffy white dog?
Maybe my parents are color blind or have space perception issues... I'm not sure what the problem is really, but everybody seems to think my name is cute & funny!