October 19th 2009 2:46 pm
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Greetings from (the incredible) Hulk!
I would like to bark the story about Jason and the squirrel: For a long time. there was a squirrel who, at the first sign of the oncoming dawn, would climb down from his tree and up onto our metal roof above Dad's and my bedroom. He would run back and forth for a while------it sounded like he was wearing combat boots; then he would climb down to the window sill and peek through the window as if to see if we were awake.
Well, we had enough of that, so Dad sent off a mail order, and before long, the UPS man brought a package. When Dad opened it, I looked and saw AN OWL!! He looks real, but isn't. He has motion sensers, that when anyone comes within range, cause him to turn his head and hoot loudly!
Dad named him JASON because in the small animal kingdom, the owl is considered Jason Vorheis without the hocky mask and big knife! (That's Jason of FRIDAY THE THIRTEENTH)
Well, the next morning, we heard ol' Mr. Squirrel running around on the roof, so we watched out the window.......and there he came, heading for the window sill. When Jason turned his head and hooted, he took one quick look, turned around and was gone! He came back the next morning to see if the coast was clear-----Jason hooted at him again--and that is the last time he bothered us!
It is DEER SEASON again this year, and Vixen and I have barked ourselves hoarse at the hunters. There are some camped in the National Forest, just beyond our property line. Vixen and I can hear and smell them. Also, truckloads of hunters keep driving back and forth along our road. We are working overtime to make sure that they don't come in our yard!
That's all for now
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