January 4th 2005 3:01 pm
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Woofs From (the incredible) Hulk!

I thought I would bark to y'all about my gavorite game---Protect the Car! There are few things more fun than barking fiercely through the car window at unsuspecting passers-by! I lurk quietly in the car, and when somebody walks past, I lunge at the window and BARK-BARK-BARK!! Some folks nearly jump out of their skin! I get so excited that I can't help clawing at the door! For some reason, Dad was less than happy when I tore the door panels from both rear doors. I can't understand why he should be upset--after all, it is MY car. He should be happy that I let him drive me around in it!

Well, Dad thought he would make me quit my game. He bought a BARK COLLAR and put it on me! It is the kind that give us one "free bark" then gives a warning tingle with the next bark and a stronger jolt with each sucessive bark. I imediately discovered that it re-sets after two seconds. So I just went "BARK! (pause) BARK! (pause)--------etc. I can still scare people just fine! So Dad gave up on the bark collar idea! Why does he think he can outsmart me so easily?

Feeling pretty proud of myself,
Hulk