CAN IT BE? A real Live Louis Report for Wednesday April- 25th, 2012

Holy Crap Peeps! The O-Man is back! Just in time for Idol's homage to Queen! You all know I LOVE me some Queen! When my brother Rems went to the Bridge? He told me to sing Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now" and everytime I think of him thru my tears I sing it to myself and it makes me feel better. also loved seeing Roger Taylor and Brian Mays

Jessica Sanchez - I like her
She is a baby but I think she handled Bohemiam Rhapsody well.........

This Skylar Chick - THe Show must Go On - I think she is doing a good job - but remember the O-Man has not really seen any of these people perform much - judges liked her lots

Joshua
Crazy Little Called Love - I think he totally threw the Ball out of the Dog park - MAMA!

Elise - this is the chick O-Man CANNOT STAND! she "Wants IT all" she annoys the O Man - she is a Screamer not a singer......ewwww judges are liking her - just threw up in my mouth For some reason she gets under my spots and dots not in a good way - and gasp! SHE IS ITALIAN LIKE ME cannot believe a piasano could affect me like this - but I no LIKE HER!

Philip - I hope he does well - oh for Poops sake - did I mention that Mum is reading the Fifty Shades Trilogy? She reading this is another reason I am lax in Louis Reports - Okay back to Philip - Fat Bottomed Girls - like him but too much on the gravel voice - but he should be okay.

The last one? Is Hollie - have no idear about her because pawonhonestly? Do NOT remember her! What's that Mum? You don't remember her either? Singing "Save Me" - she's good, yes - but okay here we go - she is getting stronger - yes I like her and now I have to CRAP - sign off - this is the O-Man Love you all my Peeps!

Beyond Upset

Well I suppose my peeps have been wondering - where in the name of Bob Barker is the O-Man and his Louis Report!? Me too, my peeps! My gosh darn mother has been working long hours - and in February Aunt Babs fell on the ice and broke two ribs so she was taking care of Nana and Aunt Babs and EVERYTHING and WORKING - now she is working six days a week - ten to twelve hours a day - and she assures me when it is over in about ten days we can start up our Louis Reports. Until then - I am sulking on the bed, Over and Out - The O Man

Merry Christmas

Merry Christmas to All my Pup Pals and their two-leggers. To all the pals who sent me cards - Pippin and Petey - you guys looked SMASHING. Riley - your family is SO GOSH DARN CUTER THAN A BUG'S EAR! Winnie - were the heck was your dad? BOL! I love getting them! And next year Mum promises she won't be so emerged in cookie baking and her crap ass job that she cannot send out holiday greetings from Paws Truly - we are already working on a photo of me for the card - BOL - JUST ME AND NO OTHER DOGS IN THIS HOUSE! Except maybe Mooser because his HINEY is SO LARGE - BOL! - and my most sincere wishes for the BEST EVER NEW YEAR! oxoxoxo - The One and the only "O" Man!

Peee-eeeeewwwwwww

You think the smell of dog poops is bad? well the septic tank had to be pumped out again account of that stupid Irene storm. Turns out it was like OVERFLOWING! And this upset me greatly because A) Teddy the septic man had to come and that meant B) I had to leave Mom's room and go upstairs and hang with Nana and the rest of the gang. Which I C) DO NOT LIKE - I like to be on my bed when I want. Nana told me she had it with me - and then when he started to pump the tank out? We could SMELL IT IN NANA's BEDROOM AND IT STUNK worse than any poop I ever took! BOL! But it's over now. And - by the way - Teddy told Nana that our septic tank? Is in backwards! Nana said "why does that not surprise me?" because some of the things in the house are done very very well, and others? well, not so well! BOL!

Thank You - Thank You VERY MUCH!

I am saying this to all my pals who sent me special rosettes and good Birthday Wishes - I've been very busy but I want to tell everydog how FABU my birthday was - my birthday FIRST of ALL was on A SATURDAY! How FABU is that? And it is the day after my Mother's birthday! (always!) and so it was like one big birthday celebration! Mum had her usual birthday celebration with Aunt Victoria and a select few others on Thursday evening - and came home with the balloons like she does EVERY year - and like he does EVERY SINGLE YEAR - Mooser commenced to BARK LOUDLY at them up there - FOR QUITE some time - until he finally got tired. PS - they are still there and he thankfully hasn't gotten cuckoo about them since.
Then I had to help Mum with our Best Damn Tag Sale Part II Organization - we are having it on Saturday the 24th - but any dog knows these things take LOTS of organization - especially when you have such FABU stuff like we do!
Then Saturday Dad came over - but he was in a poopy mood - so he left. Too bad because he missed a great filet mignon dinner - and for dessert? Mom and Aunt Babs and Nana had a flourless chocolate cake - that was delightfully rich. And we had ------ wait for it - FROZEN Dogster Treats! And! I took Kylie's away from him when he was like half done? And he started crying - but Aunt Babs gave him a little piece of his and let me have the rest since it was my birthday! It was a really great Birthday........the only thing that would've made it better? Sigh,,,,,, is if Rems and Trustine were there - but I felt them watching me and wagging!

The Louis Report - Idol - Wednesday May 25th 2011

Since I am really sort of still in mourning for my Dearest Trustine I didn’t feel like doing a Louis Report for the Finale - and also since my fav, James Durbin was booted off - O Man was not feeling it - however, Mooser advised that I should at least make an attempt - so here we go:
The top 13 singing GaGa - thought for sure she’d show up but did not. Before I even had a chance to whine about that James Durbin came out with Judas Priest - and I was BARKING for JOY - FABULOUS! But I really wanna see him and Steven Tyler sing together.

Jacob and the Gospel singer Kurt Franklin - totally Jason’s bag - great! And Holy Cow! Gladys (I love you baby) Knight! Thanks for making me do this Mooser - O Man forgot how fabu the finale always is! I don’t know how long I can last but I will do my best (also Mum had a tooth pulled last night and is feeling totally groovy from the painkillers!) Hoping I can hold out till at least 9:00 - for Trustine -

Next up we have - Casey singing Queen’s Fat Bottomed Girls - with Jack Black in the background! BOL! He’s so funny! And by golly he can sing! Of course we have to hear some “scat” in it - really? Freddy Mercury probably not liking that - BOL!

The chicks up next singing Beyonce’s Shoulda Put A Ring on It and a whole Beyonce medley - honestly I don’t remember some of these chicks - of course I KNEW IT BEYONCE IS IN THE HOUSE!! Love her! Telling Mum RIGHT this second exactly what to write - how yes, Fergie is and will always be my Number One but one call from you, Miss Beyonce could change that! Also - BOL! Love the way she brought out her own backup dancers! I don’t blame you, Beyonce! I cannot even remember who some of those earlier contestants are! I remember the Pia of course, and the one I could NOT stand - who felt she had to do a Reggae dance with every song - oyyyyyyyyyyyy! Let’s see who’s next -
Haley and TONY BENNETT! That’s a perfect pairing if I ever wagged it! Fantastico!

TLC and Little John and the Chicks - O Man REALLY likes TLC - Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls! That was FABU! I hope I can make Mum stay up to see U2 - I know they are comning up’

Scotty and Tim McGraw - wowie - I know everyone wants Lauren to win but O Man is rooting for Scotty - and this rendition of “Live Like You’re Dying” is EXCELLENT!
The voice on this kid is beyond good. Not to mention how effortlessly he is so comfortable on stage - SINGING with Tim McGraw! Holy Mama!
Thank goodness commercial break because I have to go out and do wee-wee!
Next Marc Anthony - husband of hmmmmm - who? Oh! Yes! Jlo! I gotta tell you - I have always Loved him - do not know why perhaps an O Man weakness? But I like him! And the wife on stage with him? El Perfecto! Let us not forget that she can DANCE that booty! They are the cutest!

Now guys from top 13 are doing Prince - among others - guess this is their “medley” who will come out? Tom Jones? Durbin doing “What’s New Pussycat?” Nope? Scotty singing some Country song - “Green Green Grass of Home” Come on - another Tom Jones song sung by Jason - “Love Me Tonight” or is that Englebert? “Delilia” now - COME on someone is coming out for this - who is it? I KNEW IT! Tom Jones! It’s Not Unusual! GO TOM GO! Jack Black is grooving to it! O Man L-O-V-E-S LOVES TJ! Nana used to watch his show on telly when women would throw their panties at him - BOL! What? No! Mom! No going to bed now! PLEAASSSSSE - ten more minutes? I promise not to butt kick you in bed? PLEAASSEEE! Ahhhh - thanks Mum!

Okay Peeps! I got at least till 9:30! Ex-cell-ent!


Did I mention what happened on Sunday morning with Nana? She woke up out of deep sleep about 4:30 Sunday morning - think it was Sunday - and she tossed and turned a bit - turned over to facing her night table and there was a dog sitting there on side of her bed - she initially thought it was Anne - but Anne was sleeping on Nana’s bed! She reached out to pet the doggie - but her hand went right through it! There was no doggie there - it was Trustine! He came down to say good-bye for now, I love you, because she never got the chance to say it to him! Sorry that I paw-gressed but this O Man report is really dedicated to my lovely Trustine……………

Aha! Now we have Lady GaGa! I knew she’d show up! “On Tbe Edge of Glory” Go GaGa GO! You are beyond FABU! Dad just called to ask Mum if she thought that GaGa hurt herself jumping off the stage the way she did at the end. Mum told him to stop being ridiculous - BOL!

Lauren singing Carrie Underwood song - so here comes - Carrie Underwood! LOVE HER! What legs on that Carrie! They sound great together…………

Then Beyonce - singing her new single - O Man not really that taken with it............

HA HA! It's 9:41 and she either hasn't noticed yet or is still enjoying the show or perhaps not too tired yet - shhhh....

OMG! This Carney fellow performing with Bono and The Edge? Is a local boy! Holy Cow! What a fabu performance - hope they iron out the kinks with the broadway show so Mum and Dad may go and see it - they saw U2 a few years back and said it was great - that was more than a few years ago actually because I was not even on the scene yet!
Do I sound totally unlike myself tonight - a bit gushy? Oh dear is this the softer gentler side of the O Man? Crap! Well if it is? It's only for the finale! Then I go right back to being the Cutting Edge, No Nonsene, Staight Shooting ME!
Okay - now Steven Tyler singing - Dream On! Playing piano - Shame on you to the rest of his band for not showing up! This helped to rejuvenate your record sales! Poo poo to you Joe Perry

So next they are going to name the Winner - I say it will be Scotty - hmmm. What will America think?

Wednesday, May 11th 2011 - There will be no Louis Report this evening......

Dear Peeps - I am sorry but there will not be a Louis Report this evening. Trusty is very ill. He did not get up today after going out this morning. Nana is beside herself. Aunt Babs and Mum had to use a blanket to take him to the car to the Vet, and most distressing of all? This food-lover did not take the second Begging Strip Nana tried to give him early this afternoon. At the Vet - prognosis is not good - we fear it is Lymphoma - he will be given steriods and a biopsy done - please pray for him. I love you Trustine.

The Louis Report - May 4th 2011

There are many (witty) things I could say tonight regarding Idol - and my peeps who know me know I really don't like to pass up any opportunity to be spotty, dotty, witty and pretty BOL! However, tonight's Louis Report will be short (and hopefully sweet!) - yes, Lauren totally impressed me, Scotty - I L-O-V-E LOVED you - and Jacob and/or Haley should be the one to go - but really I need to keep this report to two words:

JAMES DURBIN

That's it! This is the O Man - over and out - and loving you all! And Wagging it wildly for you!

Tornado Devistation!

Oh my goodness - I watched the telly with Mum and saw how bad the damage was to people in the South - immediately put my paws together and prayed. Then this morning Mum got an e-mail from her friend, Joanne, who is on the board of the Putnam Animal Shelter and a HUGE advocate of animals - dogs, cats, guinea pigs, etc. She has rescued many a doggie from high kill shelters and placed them in loving homes - here's what she had to say:
Can you please help with a donation and/or by cross posting the link below?
Anyone who loves guinea pigs, as you know I do, knows Marsha.
SADly, Marsha and her family lost everything in the Alabama tornado...her
house, her cars, her guinea pigs and other small animals. Her daughter has
been in the hospital and her dog was injured. Luckily, Marsha, her husband,
and her son escaped unharmed.
Marsha is a WONDERFUL person. She has always been so generous to rescues,
through her small business, who needed help.
IF you are interested in sending a donation to Marsha and her family, you can
get the info you need in the pink link below. No amount is too small. (If you
send a check, no PayPal fees will apply.)
Please pray for her and thank you so much. Here's the link:
http://sponsoraguineapig.blogspot.com/2011/04/for-mon th-of-may.html
If you'd like to see Marsha's pigs and special piggy room, this is the link. SADLY,
none are thought to have survived.
http://www.cozycavy.com/3.html
Thank you so very much,
Joanne & her piggies, too.

If anyone wants to make a donation - my mum did - cut and paste the link above - and I am still praying for everyone/dog down South.

April 27/28th 2011 - A Sort of Louis Report - ha ha

To my Peeps - I must apologize for not filing my report last evening - but truth be wagged? I am CONSUMED with the Royal Wedding! BOL! Of course that doesn’t mean the O Man did not watch Idol last night - it was Carole King night and what a night it was! To me? Pawfully? The front runner is still James Durbin! What a barking performance that was! The three I pick for bottom? Hmmmm…..since I didn’t see ALL the performances - thanks Mum for falling asleep and turning the telly off on me - I am still going to go with my gut here - Jacob (I did see him) Haley and hmmmm…..is Stefano still in this? I am sorry but like I barked earlier - I am consumed with the Royal Nuptials - I say Jacob goes. I am going to try try try to keep Mum awake despite the fact that I want to wake up at 4:00 AM (which, let’s face it - is like only a half hour or forty minutes earlier than Mum usually wakes up) especially because Bruno Mars is going to perform - O Man really really digs him. So a shortened O-Man Report - and even though I am sort of tired with Idol? I cannot WAIT for the X Factor - that may just be the outlet I’m needing now! This is the O Man - wagging it wildly for William and Kate!