My First Birthday Partaaaayyyy

Sorry ya'll for the late update. I had such a rockin' good time at Big Show's birthday. Holy cow all them no-my-mommies were suckers! Mommy knows to keep food out of reach. If I can reach it, I will eat it. I'll steal it from other doggies too....mauahahahahaa... I had so many cupcakes, it was amazing. I hardly had time to play because I had to guard all the food. Mommy was given TWO muahahaha TWO TWO bags of yummies. I bet I'll eat them all before Peanut gets any. Okie well I hope I get invited to another bday soon. Happy bday Mr. Big Show play with you soon!

Long time no write

Oh my, I've neglected my diary. It's been pretty busy for my mommy so she's been slacking on giving people updates. Anyhooo, I haven't done anything bad...well not that bad that it needs mentioning.

This Sunday will be very exciting. My first birthday party. Not MINE but my friend Big Show's. I met him once, he came over to play and we romped around a bit. I heard there will be mad dogs there. I have the greatest gift for him. Peanut is going too but he's gonna be a time bomb. He has a bad temper and is very unsocial. Well...leaves me all the dogs to play with.

Okie...update ya'll on the big event next week!

Doggy Days!

Oh wow the weekend didn't seem like it was heading anywhere for me. It was FREEZING Friday and mom was out running errands all of Saturday. Then Sunday came and boy was it nice out. We headed out to the park despite mommy having a bad cold. It was so nice and warm in the sun! I ran around in circles and brought up all this dust for all the doggies. Eat me dust doggies!!! There were too many to name and remember but I played with them all. I felt as if it was spring again! Too bad we're heading into winter. I also heard that we will be staying home Christmas because people are allergic to us. Mommy said that she would save all our presents till she got home to us to open. That way we'll have our own special family xmas!!! Yay!!! I heard we're getting a lot of stuff this year.

Revisiting the Rules!

I'm back to my doggy training. Mommy pretty much let me do whatever I want for a while and boy was I BAD. I guess she thought I would turn out like Peanut whose the goodytwoshoes. Boo Hiss!

My mommy makes me sit before I get to go out, have my meals and for no particular reason. It's all because that Mr. Sister dude comes over...yeah her BF whose kinda like annoying but we like him anyways, well he said I forgot how to sit on command. I'll say chill out and let me be a dog. To make a long story short I need to learn how to do a solid sit before I get to do anything. Boo hiss again!

I almost ate a slug this morning. It rained a whole lot last night. I spit it back out tho' it was nasty.

Woah!

So mommy and I went to the dog park Saturday and boy was it cold! We were there playing for a while and then this guy who works at the park told us we had to leave. Every dog had to leave! Grrrr...he told us a tree was falling down and may hurt us. So mom took me over to the play with the big dog's. Oh boy, this one fluffly dog kept chasing me. Then this medium dog kept humping me. I went to mommy and told her I had enough! Grrrr....

I got into huge huge huge trouble Sunday. Mommy went to give Peanut a bath and left his harness on the table. Guess what??? I bit the buckle up! Mommy was 'grrr....' she took my little paws and smacked them. I was so scared and I was called a bad dog all night.

To make up for all the trouble I was such a good boy this morning. I sat down to let my mommy put food on my dish and I went to my bed when it was time for her to leave. Good boy from now on! Laterz...

Same ole same ole...

So my mommy decided that we're not going to dress up for Halloween. I'm learning brand new bad habits every day. I realized that when my mommy let's me off the least once we're inside the apartment building- I can go to my neighbor's doors and sniff around! Sunday there were eggs all over the floor and I tried to lick it. I think bad kids threw them on the floor. I haven't gone to grandma's for a while so hopefully we'll go soon. I heard that e-v-e asks for me all the time, yeah that's my cousin he's a cutie. gtg!

Bad Dog

Omgosh, I've been such a bad bad boy. I've been taking highlighters and pens...one by one off my mommy's desk and chewing them up. Yesterday morning she told me that I can die if the pen explodes in my mouth. It's a trick tho' my treat is that mommy runs out from wherever she's hiding and grabs the pen from my mouth. I do it over and over and over and over and I crack up. Dumb lady. We're not going to the park this weekend because it's cold and my mommy has a wedding. Blah, I'll show her!! This week it's highlighters next week I'll go for her shoes.

New Jacket?

Omgosh, my mommy tried to put me in last years jacket and it's TIGHT! Well mommy said she'll give me Peanut's old sweater and he'll get a new one. Hand-me-downs are okay, I prefer being naked. Mommy said New York winters don't allow for a naked doggy. In fact last week when we were at the park there was a doggy fashion show. I mean everyone totally come out in a new sweater except me :-( I went naked. I think Saturday we'll both get new matching sweaters and raincoats. Mommy's boyfriend thinks it's lame for dogs to wear clothes but then I thought you jerk go out naked during winter and then come and tell me the same. bye now.

Doggie Park Tales

It was so much fun Saturday. We spent the whole day at the park again. I sat inside the fountain to rest, then it got so cold that my mommy wrapped me in her shawl to take a nap. I played with this doggie named Simon who kept humping me. I asked him to stop but he wouldn't. Then his mommy came to get him. I also cried a lot when my mommy stepped out to say hello to that guy. I see him around on weekends cuz she said it's her boyfriend. I say go away stupid boy cuz you stink. Actually I think I stink today but it's all good, more baths. Okie, bye!

Peanut the great!

Oh Peanut is so cool. I want to sit where he sits and eat what he eats! I love his ears and I try to kiss him but he growls at me. La la la la, bit his legs. I think he likes it a lot. OH the other day I wanted to play tag with him so I ran to the top of the stairs and poked him with my snout...YOU'RE IT! Silly Peanut did a wobble dance. I like him a lot.