September 11th 2008 5:11 pm
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Dear Daddy,

I love the new house that you bought for me. I have to say that I am so excited to see that the house comes equipped with a walk-up buffet! Between all of the bunnies, deer, and birds I may never eat another piece of kibble again. In fact, I claim dibs on the two deer that I am watching walk in our yard right now. I am watching them from the dining room window but for some reason they won't walk close enough to the window for me to pounce them and when I tried to call them over, they ran! I need you need to call someone to have them fix the buffet so it can be accessible from the house.

Your loving Dog-ter,
Hoppers