The Adventures of Jelly
November 21st 2012 2:34 am
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This evening I had a very embarrassing event happen. It was dark and the lights were off in the hallway and Mommy and I were in the living room. All of a sudden our doorbell rang so I took off at top speed to bark at the door. I had to let the new interloper know that this is my house. What happened next is all Mommy's fault. If she would pick up her things then I wouldn't have these embarrassing moments. In the hallway was the swiffer floor thingy leaning against the wall and right beside the door Mommy put a big jug of ice melting stuff. Mommy says that what happened next is my fault because I have anger management issues and I just see "red" when the door bell rings and I don't think of anything else. I will let you pups decide whose fault it is. Anyways, getting back to the story....... The door bell rings and I go running down the hall towards the door. First I knock over the swiffer thingy and it goes crash, bang onto the floor. Not too good but I can live with it. Then I am going full speed ahead towards the door and "CRASH" I run head first into the jug of ice melting stuff. That hurt! It stopped me from barking. At first Mommy was worried that I hurt myself but I seem to be okay. She said that was one big crash! It took me a few seconds to regroup after that accident but I did recover and continued my barking. I think this whole accident was all Mommy's fault. Mommy has to learn to put away her stuff! Mommy says I have to slow down and learn to control my temper. Who is right?