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Picture of Phantom Fancy-Pants, a male Pug

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Home:Ocean Twp., NJ

Age: 10 Years Sex: Male Weight: 11-25 lbs

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Leave a bone for Phantom Fancy-Pants

Nicknames:
Num, Nummy, Numster, Phannie, Mr. Pants, Lufi,Tom

Quick Bio:

-purebred

Birthday:
June 15th 2001

Likes:
Eating, sleeping, jumping and humping. Pooping in the living room. Barking at the leaves blowing outside. Chasing his tail and NEVER catching it.

Pet-Peeves:
when you take his bone, and pretend you are eating it. He starts barking like a little bitch.

Favorite Toy:
The "Koala"

Favorite Food:
Science Diet small bites...Dinner Rounds...

Favorite Walk:
Ocean Grove Beach-Loves to run in the sand.

Best Tricks:
Laying down, sleeping, not listening

Arrival Story:
Phantom was given to me from a friend that worked at a dog store. The day we took him home, I was holding him while riding in the passengers seat, and he pooped all over me. I'm talkin a nice, wet, runny poo. It was a sign of things to come. I should have called him Phantom POOPIE pants! But i love him dearly, and always will no matter how much poop i have to clean up after him and/or his sister Crystal. WOOF!!

Bio:
Phantom is not really a BLACK pug. He's a White pug wearing a black leotard w/ a hole in the chest. I'm not sure he understands this, but i'm hoping he will come to terms w/ his true self and be able to be strong. Phantom is also very active, he likes to do laps around the coffee table, and make vicious noises while he chases our other pug "crystal cuddle ball." When Phantom is NOT being bad, he can be such a mush. He likes to take naps on my chest and breathe w/ me in sync. It's quite a wonder. He's fresh sometimes, but he's just too damn cute to yell at. I'm trying to get him into modeling b/c I need some help paying the bills around here. He's just too bad, and disobedient. But it's nice to dream.

Forums Motto:
I'll poo in the living room outta spite"

I've Been On Dogster Since:

May 7th 2004