Mudge's Musings

I tried to be good, Santa, but....

December 19th 2006 5:06 pm
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...there was this really cool thing dangling from the tree (yes! a tree! in our living room? And I am NOT allowed to pee on it!!!). It looked like the mittens my human sister puts on her little hands, but there was a small dog poking out the top. Mom said it was a chihuahua. Well, I just had to chew it up! You see, Santa, I just know I'm a small dog perfectly suitable for sitting on laps. I keep telling Mom I'm a chihuahua. The problem is that I don't look anything like the dog on that ornament, so of course I had to ruin it! I can't have Mom looking at that thing and comparing it to me...she might decide that I'm not a chihuahua after all and then I'll never get back on her lap or on the furniture.
So, Santa, I wasn't really being naughty...I was just...um...protecting my interests?

All The Saintly Manners I Can Muster,
Mudge

P.S., There's extra milk and cookies in it if you can leave Mom a chihuahua ornament that looks a little more like me!

 
 

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