July 31st 2006 5:07 am
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I've been getting into a little bit of trouble lately at the house. Mommy makes me wear this stupid harness thing so that she can attach my leash when it's time to go for a walk. I don't like having weird things attached to my body! Doesn't mommy know I want to be free. Well, when mommy is at work, I just chew off my harness. I do it every single day. Sometimes mommy tries to trick me by taking off the harness when she leaves for work. Well, daddy never remembers to take it off, so as soon as he leaves it on, I destroy it! That will show them now to try to restrain me!

Mommy also likes me to wear a leash when I'm in the house. Something about she wants me to get used to wearing a leash. Well, I don't like that either. Who wants a four foot piece of nylon following them everywhere? Not me, so I chew that off, too!

Mommy told daddy she would try to use some kind of bitter apple stuff on my leash and harness so I won't chew it. I don't care, I still chew through that nasty stuff. Nothing is worse than being held back. Mommy needs to just let me be free.

I think mommy is getting frustrated. Especially since yesterday she was looking all over the house for her socks and then she found them in my crate. I couldn't help it, the socks smelled like mommy and mommy was too busy to pay attention to me, so I just took the socks to my house!

Mommy thinks I'm a little trouble maker. I don't mean to make her mad, I just don't understand why she makes me wear these things. I don't know how my brother Milo does it. And he has all that fur. All that fur and he wears a harness? He must be miserable!

Well, nobody is gonna hold me back. Next time mommy makes we wear a harness or leash, I'm gonna steal her favorite shoes!