Oh no!!

My mommy usually tells me good morning and gives me a kiss,but today that didn't happen. Was it the way I bark, the way I keep my coat, my doggy breath what is it. Well later on that day my mommy gave me a kiss I think she didn't kiss me because her stomach was hurting so I went and gave my mommy a kiss instead of her getting p and give me a kiss.

Ooops!

Ooops... I don't think that I was supposed to eat all of the oranges on the table. But who cares... I don't those were absolutely woof-alicious. But next time I think I will eat them when my mommy isn't right next to me. She ruins my inappropiate actions... MAN!