There's something different about me.

Um, I think there's something missing... ahem... down *there.* Two "somethings," to be exact.

[Mom's edit: I really hope he doesn't figure it out. He might not like me so much afterwards. Look Leo, a squirrel!]

Mom, that wasn't funny.

Note to self: Do not pee on trees with lights on them. It hurts. Mom laughed at me.

(Mom's edit: Yes, I did laugh. I mean, c'mon... just IMAGINE the hilarity of the lights shorting out, the tree going dark, the traffic at the stoplight watching the whole thing, Leo yelping and running. I did show due concern once I'd regained my composure, of course. Especially after he poo'd blood later, then we got to go to the emergency vet for a checkup. The laugh was NOT worth $147. Parvo... not. Yeesh. I coulda told you that for free.)

Big brain biped wins again

Darn it. Thwarted again.

Yesterday was my birthday, and what does mom get me? A TALLER FENCE! Geez. Just 'cuz I jumped over it in the morning and whizzed in the neighbor's yard. It's not like I GO anywhere... I just ignore her when there's more interesting stuff. I thought she was being cool when she called me over and told me to jump it... then BOING I bounced off this wire stuff at the top. Yah shoulda seen the look I gave her after THAT!

Well, I guess she kinda made it up to me with that new chewy thing. Took me a while to get the hang of it, but it sure was good. (Mom's edit: I was sure he was gonna hork it up he ate it so fast!) Thumbs (well, paws) up for Moo Tubes!

I'm off to find another way into the neighbor's yard... maybe I can get on top of that big dog house mom's building for me. (Mom's edit: it's really a shed, but somehow it's been nicknamed the "dog house.")

Frisbee!!!

Mom brought home something really cool last night... they smelled so good I just wanted to chew on them! But, she wouldn't give them to me! Then, she threw one across the room and I just HAD to go get it! I grabbed it and flipped it around, then she started taunting me with the OTHER one OMIGOSH I nearly fell over with excitement! She threw it, then the other one, then the first one again WOOHOO! I can't WAIT to do it again. Then she put them away and I wanted to play more... I WILL figure out how to get on top of the big cold box that food comes out of (while I'm at it, I should figure out how to open it as well...). So much to do!

First Kill!

Well, it took me a while, and boy did it make a lot of noise. I think mom was too squeamish to stop me! I can't tell if she's mad at me or not... as far as I'm concerned, it was invading MY yard! I don't think I'll eat it, it's all covered in gray fur that sticks to my tongue (I know this cuz I pulled it all off of its tail). Mojo had no idea I was having so much fun!