Life according to Eddie!

Proportions Food

July 28th 2010 1:37 am
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Well, I used to think our Mom was a nutso for cookin' for all of us everyday. Now, I'm not a big fan of kibble, but I would eat it before it ate me! But our Mom has always been concerned with our nutrition, especially since my sister Emmy Lu got sick during the Menu Foods fiasco.

So ever since we almost lost Emmy Lu, she's been cooking for us everyday ... lots of goodies too .. chickie, veggies, brown rice ... you get the picture ... but we also are all a bit .. shall I say ... FAT!

So Dogster contacts Mom about some new food they want home cooking peeps to try out. My Mom checks it out and thinks 'Wow ... someone's gonna cook good food for the kids instead of me ... NO WAY!'. Of course, she jumps on the opportunity to try it.

Well, the big brown truck comes, and after we all try to eat him through the windows, Mom goes out and comes in draggin' these big boxes. Bein' beags, our snouts immediately go into overdrive cause we smell all these great smells right through the boxes.

Now, you have to know my Mom to understand this next scenario. Mom gets so 'cited bout all this good food, and she's not real big on readin' instructions ... she opens one of the boxes and sees these cool packages with MY NAME on it and a cute little beag silhouette .. and THREE envelopes ... one has pretty colored dried veggies, one is dry kibble, and the third is a pouch with punkin stew in it ... YES ... you heard me roo right ... PUNKIN STEW ♥♥♥

Mom starts ooooooin' and aaawwwwwwin' all over the kitchen and mixes it all in a bowl and gives it to me ... yes ME ... and let me tell you ... I scarfed that food down so fast! Mom was a bit miffed cause I don't scarf the food she cooks me anywhere near that fast! But in my defense ... Mom NEVER once cooked me punkin' stew!

Well, she did that for like 3 days ... I was in punkin' stew heaven ♥♥♥ ... then she opened the envelope that somehow got buried on her desk like everything else and turns out she wasn't posed to give me the three envelope thingy yet ... yes, she's a ditz with no self control when she sees pretty packaging with her favorite beag's name on it ... BOL

So we kinda messed up in the 'transition' of food ... but I gotta bbbaaarrroooo this .... PROPORTIONS FOOD ROCKS!!!!!!

 
 

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Barked by: Demon Flash Bandit (Dogster Member)

July 28th 2010 at 5:36 am

Your Mommy sounds like the sensible type. Mommy usually makes us chicken or I have Burger King--my favorite.


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